"Oh, COME ON!" A short, angry man with a black t-shirt that said 'JERK' on it, clutched the wheel of a dirty, red truck. "Dan-" The guy sitting next to him sighed." NO! Chris, isn't it common road etiquette to NOT cut someone off on the highway!" "Yeah, but-" "EXACTLY! Not. Another. Word. " Dan ran his finger across his mouth, signaling for Chris to shut-up. HONK! The man driving the van in front of them waved." YOU DIRTY SACK OF FILTH! I WILL SCALP YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND SACRIFICE THEM TO THE FALSE GODS! I WILL SLIT YOUR-what the...?" Dan stopped yelling at the driver in front of him when a blinding light appeared in the sky. It sped towards the ground, growing brighter by the second, when it reached the horizon and...BANG! Every car window on the highway exploded suddenly, spreading glass all across the pavement. It was such a big explosion, Dan lifted off the ground for 5 seconds. Screaming flooded the area as people ran from their cars and jumped off the highway One guy was in a fetus position, with his eyes dilated and shrieking. Dan turned, and saw his car. It was a mangled shell of what once-was a rather sloppy car. " Wha! MY CAR!" He ran towards it and began picking up shards of glass. "Its okay baby, Dan's right here..." He tried putting the glass into his broken side mirror. " Holy crap! Did you see that?" Chris said as he ran towards Dan. "Of course I did you nimrod! But what about my car?" The pieces, all back in their old positions, trembled then shattered, making smaller pieces. 'Dan, I don't think," He sighed," It can be fixed." Chris trembled on that last word. Dan's face contorted and became red with rage as he lifted his fists into the air. "METEOR!"
Dan V.S THE METEOR
Planet Express
" Curse those damn Banditos!" A certain purple-haired, one-eyed mutant yelled. "Im all out of bubblegum! And Kick-Ass!" A metal robot yelled across the room. "Damnit! Fry, use Bender's cooking!" Leela ordered. "YES M'AM SIR...Lady." A orange haired, red-jacket wearing human stated. " Don't you lay your damn dirty fingers on my cooking! And why my cooking you monster!" Bender yelled as he blocked the doorway. "Well...um... Its all we got!" Leela responded. Bender ran into the doorway, trying to save his lobster filet, when the ship rocked suddenly and he fell into the ships bathroom. Flushing could be heard. Fry stumbled as he ran into the kitchen and grabbed Benders near-concrete Lobster. He ran into the turret and loaded it in as Bender wailed in the distance." FRY, YOUR GONNA DIE!" Fry, sweat dripping down his forehead, fired the Lobster at a Donkey with an engine sticking out of its butt, as Banditos fired maracas at them. Fry pulled on the trigger, as a grey, cracked unknown object on a dish sped at the Donkeys eye, when a sudden rip appeared. "Leela, what's tha-GAH!" Fry's words into the intercom was halted when a mechanical hand yanked him down from the turret. "FRY YOUR GONNA PAY FOR YO' SINS!" Bender yelled. Leela stared in shock at the opening rift, as she said into the intercom," Buckle your seat-straps!" The ship became noodle like as it was sucked through the portal, and sped through out the multiverse. They sped into one small hole, with an image of a highway on it. "AHHHHHH!" Every single crew member simultaneously screamed as they suddenly appeared and flew towards the ground. BANG!