"WHAT THE HELL!?!" The booming voice of the Akatsuki leader Pein was heard throughout the hideout.
"Tobi doesn't like him when he's mad…he's just scary." Obviously this was Tobi who jus so happens to talk in the third person. "Stop winning. It's annoying." Deidara had a huge dislike for Tobi so he always talked back at him.
"I'm sorry, Deidara-sempai. Did I really rile you up? I didn't mean to."
"Shut up." Just then, Sasori waltzed in. "What is leader so worked up about?"
As soon as he asked, Pein stormed into the room. "YOU GUYS HAVE NOT--!!"(Background: "Akatsuki assemble!")
"Thank you, Kisame. Where was I? "YOU GUYS HAVE NOT BEEN DOING WHAT YOU WERE ASKED!!" Pein looked over to see Hidan conversing on the phone. "Pay attention Hidan."
"Okay, okay…bastard."
"What was that?"
"Nothing. Why? Wanna fight about it?"
"You're always looking for a fight. If you plan on not having a job, I insist that you stop." Someone else spoke up. This voice was deeper and sexier than Pein could ever match.
"Ooooo. Big talk for one asswhole."
"Don't talk to Itachi like that! He's my friend. Right, right??" asked Deidara.
"Yeah" was all he answered.
"Can we cut this chapter short so we don't won't waste the authoress' time?" Zetsu asked.
"What are talking about?" Pein inquired back.
"Yeah! Go see someone!" Sasori shouted back.
"Anyway, everyone meet back here first thing in the morning. Understood?"
"Understood." And with that, everyone went about their business.