Note from the Author: Hey y'all, I'm having some computer issues, so if this chapter posts like five times, or there are a ton of spelling/grammar mistakes, my fault! Sorry! :/ Plus, this is a REQUEST (you heard me right) from JohnnyIsMyGoldSunset, who writes awesome stuff by the way. So anyways, r&r (if you want to) and enjoy! :D OH, and since this is an American Idol parody, I'm using the old judges because I don't like the new ones :3 Sorry! Oh, and the reason it's so short is because I wanted to see if this was just one of those stupid little stories I write, or if it was good xD THANKS again, Frances out!
GREASER IDOL
[cue American Idol theme song]
Announcer: Hi, this is your host for tonight, Mr JJ Marbles. And with me here are some of the toughest, strictest, most talented-
Simon: Most gorgeous.
JJ: Erm, most gorgeous judges of all time. May I introduce Randy,
Randy: [gives a peace out symbol] Peace, dawgs.
JJ: And Miss Paula,
Paula: Hello, everybody!
JJ: And last but not least, Simon!
Simon: [rolls eyes] Finally. It's about time.
JJ: Uh, okay. So now, we have our very first contestant; Marcia I-dunno-what-the-hell-her-last-name-is! Let's hear it, Marcia!
Marcia: [walks to center stage and clears throat] Okay, I'm gonna sing a song about love. Because love is good. Especially when it involves Coca Cola. So that's why I'm gonna sing "Earth Angel". HIT IT!
Paula: [glances nervously at Randy]
Marcia: [sings in an opera-like fashion] Earth angel, earth angel! Will you be miiiine? My darling dear, I love you all the tiiiime! I'm just a fool, a fool in love with youuuu!
Simon: [in whispering tone] Is this chick for real?
Paula: I dunno...
Randy: Man, I can't even tell if her hair's real!
Marcia: Earth angel, earth angel! The one I adoreee! Love you forever and everrrr more!
Simon: Alright, well, thank you Marcia.
Marcia: Did I do alright? I really like your eyes, Simon. They're so... round.
Simon: Good, NEXT?