I'm just bored, its 10:30pm here and my parents are already in bed and I don't have school tomorrow! So I have all night so I decided to write a story about Akatsuki kids! I have written this kind of thing before which the Akatsuki young.
Also another thing I've improved my writing lately. I'm working on publishing a REAL book that can be found in Libraries. I can't wait till I finish it. But for now I'm sticking to fan .
Well here is the story.
Begin:
It was a normal day in the Akatsuki but no one had anything to do. Sasori of course was working on his puppets, Konan was doing origami, Pein was doing paperwork in his office, Deidara was playing with his clay, Tobi was annoying everyone, Hidan was praying, Kakuzu was counting his money, Kisame was watching Jaws, Zetsu was watering his plants, and Itachi was reading a book.
"Damn it Tobi stop bugging me!" Kisame growled trying to watch TV without Tobi bugging him.
"Tobi is bored!" Tobi complained.
"Go complain to leader then." Kisame mumbled.
"Good idea!" Tobi skipped away.
"Now I can continue to watch TV." Kisame said watching TV.
Tobi kept knocking on Pein's office door because he wouldn't answer.
"Leader, leader, leader, leader!" Tobi kept saying.
"For gods sake come in!" Pein yelled.
"Yay!" Tobi skipped in.
"What the hell do you want?" Pein asked.
"Tobi is bored. Is there any missions yet?" Tobi questioned.
"Actually there is." Pein got out a piece of paper. "Take this to Konoha disgusted. it's a secret letter okay?"
"Okay leader you can count on me!" Tobi took the paper and skipped out.
"I hope he dies." Pein mumbled.
Pein had given Tobi the mission NOBODY wanted. No matter how bored they were. Tobi had kept his mask on but changed his clothes and set out. Nobody had NO idea who Tobi was.
"Tobi is almost to the village!" Tobi kept skipping to the village.
Tobi passed by a couple villagers from the Rain and Waterfall and they just looked at him with a snickering face. They looked like they were about to laugh.
"Hey peoples! Tobi loves the world!" Tobi waved at the villagers then skipped off.
Once he left the villagers laughed their asses off. Tobi made it to Konoha a little bit later and walked in.
"Wow this place is so big!" Tobi was just happy to get out of the base.
Tobi skipped over to the Hokage's office and said he had a note to give her. Everyone was so fooled thanks to him being a complete idiot. Tobi walked into Tsunade's office.
"Who are you and what do you want?" Tsunade asked.
"My name is ummm…Bob! And I have a note for you!" Tobi handed Tsuande the note.
She took the note and read it. Tsunade looked at Tobi curiously.
"Fine then, here this is some nice…er hair spray. Give it to a friend. OR use it for someone else." Tsunade handed Tobi a spray can with no lable on it.
"Wow thanks!" Tobi skipped out with the 'hair spray' and teleported back to the base.
"Tobi is back!" Tobi announced loudly.
"Damn it the quiet is over." Sasori mumbled shinning one of his puppets.
Tobi went to Pein's office. "Tobi gave the note to her!"
"Good, uh what is that?" Pein asked seeing the can.
"Oh this, its some hair spray the nice Hokage gave me!" Tobi smiled under his mask.
"Hair spray eh?" Pein didn't believe this.
"Tobi is going to share the spray with the others! Leader want to try some." Tobi asked.
"No thanks." Pein mumbled.
"Okay leader-sama!" Tobi skipped out of Pein's office.
"Great what is that stupid village up to now?" Pein thought.
Tobi saw Deidara in the kitchen drinking water. Tobi ran in there and yelled. "Sempai!"
"What Tobi un?! I was enjoying the peace un!" Deidara growled.
"Tobi got some hair spray that sempai might like." Tobi showed Dei the can.
"Cool I could use hair spray. My hair needs it hmm." Deidara took the spray can and sprayed it on his hair.
The spray was the color of pink but no one really cared. Tobi took the can back and ran into the living room. "Kisame-sempai!" Tobi ran over to where Kisame was still watching TV.
"What is it? I'm at the good part of the movie." kisame wouldn't let his eyes off the TV.
"Tobi has good hair spray, want to try some?" Tobi questioned.
"Sure if you'll shut up." Kisame answered.
"Okay!" Tobi nodded and gave Kisame the can.
Kisame sprayed the hair spray in his hair and gave it back to Tobi. "There happy?!"
"Yep! Tobi is going to show the others too!" Tobi skipped away.
Tobi saw Hidan and Kakuzu yelling at each other. Tobi walked over to them.
"Get out of here so I can pray Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled.
"no I need to count my money!" Kakuzu growled.
"Um hey Kakuzu-sempai and Hidan-sempai." Tobi did a little wave.
They looked at him. "What do you want?" they both muttered.
"Tobi has hair spray and-" Tobi was cut off.
"Hair spray?! I need some, my hair needs to be better, Deidara says so." Hidan took the can and sprayed it in his hair.
"Kakuzu try some." Hidan handed it to Kakuzu.
"Fine Hidan." Kakuzu sprayed it in his hair too and gave it to Tobi.
"Mmmm it smells good. Like candy." Hidan said.
"Yeah like kid's candy." Kakuzu said.
"Bye guys!" Tobi skipped away to find the others.
Tobi saw Konan making an origami dragon.
"Konan!" Tobi ran over to her.
"What?" Konan mumbled.
"Tobi has hair spray. Don't girls like hair spray?" Tobi said.
"Tobi haven't you noticed, I'm the ONLY girl in Akatsuki. I'm not into girlish stuff." Konan pointed out.
"Will you do it for me?" Tobi did a chibi eye through his eye hole.
"Fine just stop looking at me like that. It freaks me out." Konan took the hair spray.
Konan wasn't like other girls so it sickened her, but she did it. She gave it back to Tobi and coughed because of the smell.
"Bye Konan-sempai!" Tobi skipped away again.
"I hate that girly stuff." Konan scowled then continued on her origami.
Tobi then saw Itachi. "Itachi-sempai!" Tobi ran over to him.
"What is it Tobi?" Itachi looked up from a book he was reading.
"Tobi got hair spray and though since Itachi likes to keep his hair looking healthy you should try it." Tobi said.
"Will it shut you up?"
"Yep." Tobi said.
"Fine give it to me." Itachi put his book on the table near him and took the hair spray.
Itachi sprayed it in his hair and started to read his book again.
"Uh okay bye Itachi." Tobi walked away.
Tobi then saw Zetsu watering the plants in the window sill near the enterance of the base.
"Zetsu-san!" Tobi ran over to him.
"What is it Tobi?" Zetsu's white side asked.
"Go away." the black side mumbled.
"Tobi got hair spray!" Tobi told him cheerfully.
"Good for you." Zetsu's black side muttered.
"Well you want us to try it out?" Zetsu's white side questioned.
"Yep!" Tobi jumped up and down.
"Fine." both sides sighed and sprayed a little bit on his hair that he had, trying not to get it on his venus fly-trap.
"There." Zetsu handed it back to Tobi.
"Bye Zetsu-san!" Tobi skipped away.
Tobi then saw his last person to tell it about, Sasori. Sasori was now painting his puppets. Tobi ran over there.
"What do you want second brat?" Sasori asked not stopping working on his puppet.
"Tobi wants you to try this hair spray!" Tobi said.
"Tobi, I'm a puppet, I don't need hair spray." Sasori reminded him.
"Just try it please please!" Tobi begged.
"Fine." Sasori took the spray and quickly sprayed it on his hair and handed it back. "There not leave me alone."
"Okay!" Tobi walked away this time.
"Now for Tobi to do it to himself!" Tobi sprayed his hair and it did smell like kid's candy. "Well Tobi had such a good day! Tomorrow everyone will smell good!"
But Tobi was wrong…
The next morning:
Tobi woke up and yawned.
"Good morning world!" Tobi said.
Tobi then noticed his voice was squeakier. It sounded…young. Tobi looked at himself and he was smaller, he was a kid! He seemed to be about 5 or 6 years old.
"Whoa what happen to Tobi." Tobi thought.
Just then Tobi heard a knock on his door and Deidara walked in as a 6 year old.
"What the hell did you do to us?!" Deidara demanded to know.
"Sempai didn't say un or hmm." Tobi looked shocked.
"I don't know hwy though." Deidara mumbled.
Just then Hidan came in looking pissed. "Tobi what did you do to me!?"
"Tobi don't know." Tobi got out of his bed and walked out.
All the Akatsuki were young. Other then Pein that was. Itachi was complaining and he was 4 years old.
"Me not want this." Itachi kept saying.
Pein already looked pissed by the way they were kids. They were annoying enough adults.
"Leader-sama! Kisame pulled my hair!" Itachi complained.
Kisame snickered in the background.
"I don't care then tell him to stop I don't care!" Pein growled.
Konan was the only one not annoying. She was 7 years old. The oldest out of the Akatsuki kids. That is how young they were.
"Leader! Hidan keeps stealing my money!" Kakuzu cried.
"For gods sake leave me alone." Pein had an anime vein on his forehead.
"We can't because we are kids now weader." that was Sasori who was actually 3 years old.
"Great." Pein mumbled.
"Leader leader! Hidan keeps killing my flowers!" Zetsu started to cry. Zetsu was 5 years old.
Pein growled and grabbed Hidan by the cloak collar and put him in his room and locked him in there. Hidan was 6 years old.
"No fair!" Hidan crossed his arms. He was already in time-out.
"Leader Sasori keeps calling me a girl!" Deidara tugged on Pein's cloak.
"Then tell him to stop." Pein scowled getting pissed.
Tobi watched and walked over to leader and tugged on his cloak. "Uh leader what is going on?"
Pein looked at Tobi. "You think I know, I think it has something to do with that hair spray YOU gave them. Since I didn't use any I'm not young."
"Oh Tobi gets it, Tobi was tricked."
"Of course." Pein mumbled.
"Tobi you are such an idiot!" Deidara laughed.
Tobi started to cry instantly. Tobi was the most annoying.
"Sempai Tobi is sorry!" Tobi cried.
"Tobi just shut up and forget about it." Deidar said. "You stupid baby."
"that not nice sempai." Tobi said.
"I know." Deidara smiled and walked away.
"So what will we do about this weader?" Sasori asked.
"I don't know, maybe it'll wear off." Pein said in a annoyed voice.
"Yeah hopefully." Kisame said.
"So what will for now leader?" Itachi asked.
"I don't know, I guess I have to take care of you guys." Pein sighed. "Only Konan won't be a trouble." Pein thought.
"Tobi scared leader-sempai." Tobi held onto Pein's cloak.
"Why are you scared?" Pein asked.
"The others will be mean to Tobi." Tobi answered sadly. "they will hurt Tobi because it was my fault and I didn't mean to do anything." Tobi was about to cry again.
"You didn't mean to so its okay." Pein just didn't want him to cry again.
Tobi just nodded. "Tobi feels safe with leader!"
Pein just made a grunt. "Damn this just had to happen."
Well what did you think? Its 11:50 here so I'm going to bed. So yeah. Took me an hour to make.
Please review! I like to see what you think!
Thanks for reading!