Ciel Trancy
~Ciels POV (not phantomhive, but Trancy)~
Why am I still writing this report? This has no point whatsoever... Stuff this...
"Tanaka? Sebastian is having his 'day off'... So you are to prepare me some tea. Okay?" I asked the chibi-fied man.
"Ho, Ho, Ho" Replied the Steward
After he poured me some tea (in one of his green tea cups) He sat down and started drinking some tea as well...
Then an explosion came from the kitchen... I wonder if anyone had got hurt? Hopefully Bard. I dont like him and his never ending supply of cigarettes... But I sure hope Finnian wasn't hurt, I don't know what I would if Finnian was hurt! Yeah right.
Then the door bell rang and Grell and Mey Rin walked in with brand new 'manicures of DEATH' and Claude came jumping through the window in his pink polka dot pyjamas and Alois walking through the Mansion screaming out "OLE!".
Then Prince Soma threw a paper plane out the window, which caused London Bridge to actually fall down and give the damn angels a reason to sing about london bridge.
"Why is everyone at my mansion?" Ciel Screamed
"Not everyone is here yet!" Alois whispered into Ciels ear and then licking it. (what? do you think i am actually going to describe that? you are all preverted profiles) then Lizzie walks in carrying a box of party decorations and then covered eveything in super sparkles and pyulled everyone into dresses...
-COMERCIAL BREAK-
Kuroshitsuji's Next Top Model!
Down to the final four!
Sebby and his STRIPPER BOOTS
Robin with her one eyeness
Grell and his cheshire cat ears (YAY NEKO!)
and the most popular...
ALOIS TRANCY AND HIS BOOTY SHORTS
*Fangirl squeals*
Back to the show...
Lau walks into the mansion with Ran Mao on his back and they keep screaming out "SEAWEED~~~~!"
Then Ronald pops out of Sebastians cupboard with ten million cats and declared war on Finnian and Pluto, which led to a wonderful barbecue dinner where everyone had something eat except Ciel because he is allergic to cats so he just sneezed a million times and died.