A/N: Yo, yo, yo! Yeah-- I'm back and this may be my first complete multi-chapter story! Isn't that just awesome!? Heh heh, well-- This idea came from a conversation from some friends and this happened. I just hope this turn out funny. Also, these chapters are SUPER short but will be updated quicker than my other stories. Well, I hope you enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I don't know Yu Yu hakusho, the skit "Know Your Stars" and some characters. All belong to their respected owners. This a fan made fictional story, made by a fan, FOR fans.

Know Your Stars- Yusuke Urameshi

As the curtain opens, an infamous teenager sits impatiently on a lonely chair. A lazy expression was current and both his arms crossed on his chest as his eyes opened, revealing a pair of brown eyes. Soon, the boy's face turned into a rather confused expression.

"Wait a minute-- Hey pacifier breath, what's going--" he attempted to asked, only to be interrupted by a unfamiliar voice.

"Know your Stars... Know your Stars..."

"Eh? Know your wha?" he blinked, a tad bit confused. However, upon calculating what the voice had said, his ego had most certainly boosted, "About time someone realized that I'm a star! Come on, tell them all about me!"

"Oh we will... We will..." if the voice could smile, it did, "Yusuke Urameshi..."

"Come on, out with it!" he boosted, "Tell them how awesome I am!"

"During the Dark Tournament, he secretly sold his girlfriend's body in order to win the fight with Toguro..."

"I did what?! I never did anything like that! I fought and defeated him fair and square! I can prove it to you!" Yusuke shouted, getting up from the chair.

"Sure you can..." the voice mocked, snickering, "Doubt a person with your stature could defeat someone like him."

"Are you sayin' that I'm weak!?"

"Maybe."

"Why I oughta--"

"Know you Stars... Know your Stars..." the voice pressed on, interrupting the boy once more and ignoring him as well, "Yusuke Urameshi..."

"You better tell them the truth!"

"Takes knitting classes with his boss... And enjoys it."

"What!?" Yusuke yelped, his chair falling over, " I do NOT do girly things like that with ANYONE! I can see Pacifier Breath taking knitting classes... But I'd rather fight Toguro, Sensui, Suzaku, and Rando all at once before being caught doing girly things like knitting!"

"Only REAL men... Knit," once again, the voice mocked; still snickering as it continued to talk, "You're not a real man then."

"I swear I'll--"

"Know your Stars... Know your Stars~"

"That's becoming annoying..." he muttered.

"Yusuke Urameshi, just admitted that he isn't a real man."

"Why you!? When I find you and get my hands on you, you'll feel what a point blank range Spirit Gun feels like!" he yelled, jumping around the small stage.

"Now you know... Yusuke Urameshi..."

"No they don't! You fucking bastard, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN KICK IT!"

And so the stage began to close, completely ignoring Yusuke's rampage and bringing out the next vic-- Star.

-TBC-

A/N: Yeah-- I know... I'm dead. -Insert twitching face here-