NARUTO VISITS THE PLAYBOY HOUSE!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto but it would be pretty perverted if I did…
Chapter1: You're cordially invited to…
Kakashi was eagerly waiting for Jiraiya to come with his perverted books 'Icha Icha Paradise'. Suddenly a running, happy Jiraiya came into view. "Oi! Kakashi! You'll never believe what's coming to Konoha!" shouted Jiraiya. "Nani?" asked Kakashi. "THE PLAYBOY MANSION!!!" shouted Jiraiya. "No flippin' way!" shouted Kakashi. "AND I HAVE TICKETS FOR EVERYONE!!!" shouted Jiraiya. "Everyone? Aren't my students and everyone else a little too young?" asked Kakashi. "NONSENSE THEY NEED TO LEARN SOMETIME! AND WHAT BETTER WAY THEN THE PLAYGIRLS!" said a grinning Jiraiya. "Whatever you say." Said Kakashi while grabbing the 20 tickets. "Arigato Jiraiya! Cya soon!" said Kakashi while disappearing.
At Ramen Stand...
"Kurenai these are for you, oh can't forget Asuma and the Sand Nin!" said Kakashi while passing out the invites. "What is it?" asked Kankuro. "Tickets to a mansion!" said Kakashi. "Now I have to give these to Gai and Anko…ENJOY!" shouted Kakashi. Once Kurenai and Asuma opened their cards their mouths dropped to the floor. "What?" asked Naruto. "Kakashi says we're invited to a mansion! So they must have a lot of RAMEN!!!" shouted Naruto. "Twitch It's not that kind of mansion Naruto!!!" yelled Sakura while bonking him on the head. "Bakas." Mumbled Sasuke.
In Forest...
"100 yards around the forest Lee!" said Gai. "Hai Gai-sensei!" said Lee as he began to speed off. "Hello Neji, Tenten, Gai!" said Kakashi. "Ah Kakashi come to race AGAIN? This time I will win to prove Anko wrong and so she can see I can win!" smiled Gai. "Maybe another time I'm just here to deliver!" said Kakashi while passing the tickets. "Oh give this to Anko for me! Thanks!" said Kakashi while disappearing. "WAH!" shouted Gai while looking at the invite. Then Lee came running back. "Done Gai-sensei…what are those?" asked Lee while looking at their shocked expressions. "Did I miss something?" asked Lee. Then he looked down at the piece of paper Gai was holding. "HOLY FLIPPIN CRUD! HOW UN-YOUTHFUL!" shouted Lee.
End Chapter 1
Me: Hope yah enjoyed wink Idk when prt2 will be out lol because I have to think of new ideas. If you want any parings just ask or if you have any ideas please feel free to say! So sorry 4 grammar and stuff lol. I actually created this 2 years ago but never thought of publishing it lol. Hope you all enjoyed…no bad reviews plz! ;)
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