Who
knew such a small-- yet loud scream would lead to a hellhole like
this?
Okay,
so maybe it wasn't the scream from his partner which was to blame--
it
was he and his horny head he had upon his shoulders.
But
that scream-- he wanted to blame it on that. Yeah, that was it.
For
only hours before, the ear piercing shriek filled his small
apartment,
"DAAARK!"
Of
course, when he heard his name being yelled-- he could only assume
one thing.
But
hell was he wrong.
He,
being his oblivious self, did not seem to realize how round
that blonde headed angel of his was getting. Daisuke tried to
warn him. But no. He just didn't listen--
now,
he paid the price.
THE BABY'S COMMING!"
But now, was a whole new journy-- one Dark never thought would happen. He knew he should've listened to Satoshi-kun's guidance-- about how something was not quiet right about his lover. But now, the two acted quiet different then lovers.
"Since when in the hell did you get pregnant you damn Hikari?!"
"Ever since you decided to have a little fun upstairs!"
"But-- why would you-- YOU LIED TO ME!"
"You mean to say you didn't realize me getting so fucking FAT?!"
"Well, sure, here and there-- but honey--"
"AHHHHHHHH!" Krad shrieked. He held Dark's hand as tight as he could. Dark was, at this point, regretting telling Krad to loose that hidious ballerina outfit featured in the ever so loverly anime and telling him to get some meat on his bones. "DAAAAARK! After this I'm never going to fuck you again!!" with that, he let out another shreik.
Soon, the doctor approached them. He had white hair and a darker shade of skin. And as he laughed in the corner of the room, holding a pair of scissors, only one thought crossed his mind, "Finally-- I can become Kokuyoku!" whereas, his nurse, the not so lovely Mio Hio, panicked about the room.
"I never delivered a baby before!"
"It's not too hard, just grab down there and pull it out!" Argentine was snapped from his trance.
"EEW! I don't wanna touch THAT!" Mio shrieked. But of course, Daisuke was another story. But she completely unaware to Dark and Daisuke being one in the same. What a shame that was, eh?
"Well, you may not have to."
"Oh no. . . " Krad started in a whisper of a voice, but then wailed once more.
"Sir. We're going to have to cut it off."
"You mean--" the couple started.
"I told you-- you idiot!" Daisuke yelled from within Dark.
"Yes. Your darling angel shall never be the same."
"OH GOD! I'M GOING TO BE A UNIC!" Krad shouted.
Satoshi,
up until this point, was very silent, "Oh. . .my. . .fucking.
. .god. . ." He began, thinking if this 'less edition' to
Krad would take effect on his form as well.
But
all of this changed when,
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Mio-- Hurry!"
Soon, Dark fainted upon the floor as the scissors reaching towards Krad's. . .well, you know.
Daisuke now took over,
"DARK! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME!"
But
soon, with a VERY loud scream-- followed by a second-- Satoshi had
taken over.
He
held a beautiful baby boy in his arms.
The
blue-white haired boy shook himself as looking at the baby.
Daisuke stood, he was breathless, until; "Look Hiwatari-kun. . . .you're. . .a father!"
"This makes you the mother, Niwa."
- - Author's Notes- -
Well, I wrote this in all of 5 minutes, not to mention it wasn't supposed to have "complex" writing and such,
This was of course just a take on humor.
oO
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