Yeah, inspired in the two minutes it took to overlook a story I was so curious about, but couldn't stop laughing once I started to read.
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"Come on Sora." said Riku.
"I does not know, it is bad." replied Sora.
The two had been taken by the darkness and had to share a room cuz Malificent's so damned cheap.
"Oh Riku!" yelled Sora.
"Oh Sora!" screamed/moaned Riku.
-Next morning, after fucking their brains out.-
"Oh noez, I is pregnant Riku!" shouted Sora.
"Holy shit!" answered a freaked out Riku.
Sora had the kid and donated to the orphanage.
-After fucking their brains out again.-
They both got AIDS and died.
THE END!
Moral: The cake is a lie.
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Okay, yeah, sorry. Don't take seriously, duh. It makes a great kid's story though… I couldn't stop laughing when writing. Yeah, dun like Sora. Don't take to offence yaoi loving people! I'm just joking around.
PS. I don't mind yaoi actually, I just laugh when they all sexing brains out. lol.
PSS. Yeah, lol to m-preg too.