This is one of those stories where one person writes on sentence, then the other person writes the next, and so on and so forth. Italics is Christina and Bold is her friend, Rachel, the other author of this story. Background information (like what we were saying to each other at the time) may be included in regular font. Mind you, these aren't our REAL names, so the next person to call me Christina or Rachel gets whacked over the head with a frying pan! Oh, and all of these characters (except for me and me friend) belong to JK Rowling.
So, here we are!
Snape had a big nose.
As Harry approached the chamber, he noticed this, as did Dumbledore.
Dumbledore was amazed at how large Snape's nose was, and ordered him to hack it off at once, for the sake of the school.
Harry thought it was because there was a big pimple and he didn't want it to pop. Snape, true to character, refused, so Dumbledore brought out a large knife to do it himself.
Seeing the knife, Snape jumped over a table and made a run for it.
Dumbledore, naturally, followed, and Harry, as usual, burst into a rant that nobody loved him, before spontaneously combusting.
Snape ran down the hall, and the minister, noticing the situation, yelled, "MURDERER!" at Dumbledore.
The minister was then engulfed in a flash of green light, but that's OK, because no one liked him anyway.
Christina: You DO realize that any extra characters you try to add will always get killed by me, right?
Rachel: Anyone?
Christina: Yep.
Rachel: Even JK Rowling?
Christina: I'll find a way.
Snape stared in horror at this before remembering what was going on and ran off again.
Luckily, Dumbledore wasn't very fast, so Snape quickly got ahead.
Snape realized what to do and ran to Godric's Hollow and waved a wand at the one called Christina.
Realizing what was going on, Christina ran back inside her house and stabbed Rachel, before stabbing herself, killing them both.
Thus ends this st—