Title: "Learning Afternoon Delight"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: R for nudity and sexual foreplay
Summary: Puss and Donkey enjoy a little afternoon delight.
Warnings: Slash, Odd Pairing, Fetish
Word Count (excluding heading): 472
Feedback: Yes, please!
Archive: WWOMB, -- Anybody else, ask, and I'll probably grant permission.
Disclaimer: Puss In Boots, Donkey, and Shrek are & TM their respective owners, not the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

Puss narrowed his green eyes in warning as he swept his feathered cap off of his handsome, furry head and dipped it below him. "Pray," he crooned in a slow purr, "for mercy from Puss . . . in Boots!"

Laughter was already intercepting his words before Puss could finish his declaration. The tomcat looked down with a smile gracing his furry lips and his emerald eyes sparkling with happiness. "Go ahead," he purred temptingly as he made another sweep with his feathered cap. "Say it."

Donkey shook his head from side to side even as he laughed so hard that tears rolled out of his big, brown eyes and splashed down his long nose. "N-No," he barely managed to get out.

Puss made another sweep with his cap, stroking Donkey in further, more private areas as he continued to purr. The long, yellow feather stroked his mate between his powerful, hind legs.

"No!" Donkey brayed as he rolled even more fiercely upon his back. He could barely say anything for laughing so hard.

Puss ran the feather even further along and then swept it in tantalizing circles around the rearing head of Donkey's stallion. Donkey brayed so loudly that every bird in the forest went flying from the trees. Puss looked up as they took flight, his irises transforming into dangerous, black slits within his big, green eyes. His purr changed its tone, and he was just about to spring when Donkey rolled over again and barely missed him with a flying hoof.

Puss hissed as he scattered backwards, and Donkey looked at him with hurt reflecting in his watery eyes. "Mercy?"

Puss shook himself, and Donkey barely kept from laughing as his every hair stood out on end. Another quick shake settled his fur, and Puss looked sheepishly back at him. "Sorry, mi amor," he spoke throatily. "I was caught in the moment."

Donkey flashed him one of his trademark huge grins, his every tooth shining in the afternoon sunlight. "So was I," he told him. "Now come here." He leaned forward, wrapped his neck around Puss, and brought him into a tender hug. "How about some mercy now, hermoso?"

Puss' smile lit up his face, and all the birds in the world were instantly forgotten. "You're learning!" he exclaimed excitedly, his pride of his love shining through his sexy eyes and face.

"Yeah," Donkey said, his tail giving a small whisk through the air. "You're teaching me lots of things I never knew before," he admitted, still grinning from ear to ear. "Let me show you some more." He began his display of other things he had learned from the infamous Puss in Boots with a kiss whose gentle passion shot through Puss like an arrow straight to his heart and out the ends of his curling toes and swishing, orange tail.

The End

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