Chapter 1
Once upon the time there was magicl laNES called Skerk. He was big ogre who you see in moves. Un dau him a the do Nkrumah were walking. Down the big dirt road. They was best friends I. Magically a magic portal opens and Skerilx stepped in. "Hello shrek how are you" protested scrillex. I "am good but there Iz a dangre of our lwnd, we can't waste" time now go" speyewed Shrok. Donk I was usset becz him and Shrek was best freinds until bows. Now.
Chapte 2
until that time wiv Skcrillex, donkey and Sherk were best buddys. Donke felt rejectd now Sherk was saving the week wi th. Skrillex, so he got depressed
Donke walked home pacsingly, until a magic potal appeareed in him now too and DeadMawse came out. '"WhereAm I" detested Feadmaus with a cheeky grim. "You are in our magical land so now we are freinds now." Explains dojkey. "Skrilleck is hear. I smell him near. Neva fear, cheer ((see dat was cool in my fanfuc)) " dedmause said. Do me hurryed home with deadmaus and they hid in a little house ((donkey)) ". They were reall tiered. From running and dedmaus hurt his nees but donke didn't. "Oh well we will get better later" said deadmaise.
Chater 3 ((THIS ONE HAZ SUM DIRTI FINGS NO KIDDIES ALOWES))
when see au sand donke were sitting they had sudden undue in affection on on 1 anotha. They kusssd a lote and deadmas rubbed donkes hoofs with his hands. Until suddenly the witch put the spell; and then. Oh no dedmUs0 preclaimed donkey., "We hav cursed!" "I wonder what it does" said deadmaus: they kept bean intinate for a bit to for nicate. Sudenly deadmUs hands were goin hard . "Omg oh no donkey help" "it's a curse I underestimate" said the guys. DeadMus hands turn into hoof like donkey"s, but now Dedmaus is girl donkey. (He talk like donkey too but liek dedmaus) ;) they were bothfe donkeys but deadmays was the girl, "I know, let's do love like secks" said dknke. but the curse. Had handled that and donkey was also girl donkey. But still talks like wil smith. Oh no"theysaoid we must find Skrek, he is a magic guy with skrillx and I am kil.
CHAPTER 4
"we hav no time to waste" said donke, fluffing his fluff-hole. "They at over their!" Disclaimed deadmus. "Hello donkey" said Shork kindly, while changing into a tight leather tutu. "skrillax is showing me his titropes" a all explained how they got curdsed and Skrix fixed it but it didn't work, "NOOOO!" squeelld skrillex . "Don worry I will use musi to same them" scrolled says now. And they had a bit party but dead maws doesn't like skrillex so he died. But refortunately the dubstep party scared the which. The necks day, they all apsrt from dead(!) mawse went and got Taco Velle~ but they didn't know it wiz Dillon Fancis at Taok Bell, selling tacews. When Shrok saw the flour they left because he got scared- that verte night they went camping and this happens