Senshi Got Boobs

By Charles Xavier

(Parody of 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix-A-Lot)

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"Oh my God!"

"Nani, Sin?"

"Anshar, look at their boobs. They are so big! Those idiots look like one of Tuxedo Kamen's girlfriends. But, you know…who understands that guy? They only talk to him because he looks like a total prostitute, okay? I mean their boobs…they're just so big…I can't believe they're so round. They're like out there…I mean, gross! Look, they're just so…FAT!"

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I like big boobs and I cannot lie.

You Sailor Starlights can't deny,

That when those girls walk in with their itty bitty waists,

And those round things in your face,

You get sprung!

Wanna pull out your tongue,

'Cause you notice their boobs are stuffed!

Deep in the suits they're wearing,

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring!

Oh, babies I wanna get with ya,

And take your pictures.

Hotaru tried to warn me,

But Setsuna's butt

M-m-makes me so horny!

Ooh, rub those smooth skins,

You say you wanna jump in my bed?

Then snuggle me, snuggle me,

'Cause I love your wobbly titties!

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I've seen them bouncing.

To hell with romancing.

They're sweat, wet.

Got it going like a turbo 'Vette.

I'm tired of hentai mangas,

They drive me up bananas.

Take an average Japanese man and show him proof

My girls pack much juice.

So, Gurio.

(Yeah?)

Gurio

(Yeah!)

Have my girlfriends got big breasts?

(HELL, YEAH!)

Well, shake it!

(Shake it!)

Shake it!

(Shake it!)

Shake those healthy breasts.

Senshi got boobs!

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Senshi got boobs!

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I like 'em round and large,

And when I'm giving them a massage,

I just can't help myself,

I'm actin' like an animal.

Now here's my scandal:

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I wanna get you home,

And ugh, double of ugh, ugh!

I ain't talkin' bout anime,

'Cause their porno stuff is really gay!

I want 'em real thick and milky.

So find that milky double.

Mamoru's in trouble,

Begging for a piece of that bubble.

I'm looking at Sailor Moon S,

Watchin' my bimbos fightin' like hoes.

You can't have my bimbos,

I keep my women like Flo Jo.

A word to Miss Haruka,

I wanna get with ya,

I won't cuss or hit ya,

But I gotta be straight when I wanna…ugh!

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Til the break of dawn!

Baby got it goin' on.

A lot of kids won't like this song,

'Cause them twerps don't get this anyway.

So I'd rather stay and play,

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong,

And I'm down to get the friction on.

So, Luna.

(Yeah?)

Luna!

(Yeah!)

Do you wanna see a breast-o-rama?

(YEAH!)

Then have no fear.

Here they come!

Even Artemis has to shout:

Senshi got boobs!

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Senshi got boobs!

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Yeah, baby! When it comes to females, Takeuchi ain't got nothing to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Hah, hah, only if they're 5'3!

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So Sailor Galaxia takes over the universe,

Just laughing her little ass off.

But Galaxia ain't got nothing big bulging out of her chest.

"Usagi-chan will kick your ass, because you've no jugs, stud!"

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You can do side-bends or sit-ups,

But please don't lose those boobs.

Motoki wants to play that 'hard' road

And tell you that your boobs ain't gold.

So he tosses them and leaves them,

But I pull up quick to retrieve them.

So Kaguya says you're fat,

Well I ain't down with that.

'Cause their bodies are small

And their nipples are kickin'.

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the Sailor girls in the magazines:

You ain't it, Perillia.

Give me a sista,

I can't resist her,

Or else I'll come and fist ya!

Metallia tried to diss,

'Cause Usagi was on my list.

She had game but she chose to hit her,

And I pull up quick to get rid of her.

So ladies, if your boobs are round,

And you wanna get hot and down,

Dial 1-900-MAMORU

And kick them nasty thoughts.

Senshi got boobs!

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Senshi got boobs!

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Jiggly in the middle, but they got big boobs!

Jiggly in the middle, but they got big boobs!

Jiggly in the middle, but they got big boobs!

Jiggly in the middle, but they got big boobs!

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Fin