# Ways to Annoy Uchiha Sasuke
Tell him HIS Sakura doesn't love him anymore and is dating Lee.
Tell him he has chicken-butt hair, and that he's had the same hairstyle for 15 years.
Go through Konoha screaming about how he will NEVER beat Itachi.
Give him an extremely hard mission, and while he's out, go to his house and dye all of his clothes pink, and replace all of his shampoo and hair gel with pink hair dye.
Steal all his food (especially all of his tomatoes) and leave a bunch of apples.
Replace all of his secret pictures of Sakura with pictures of Itachi.
On his birthday send him an Itachi plushie and/or an Orochimaru plushie.
Following up on the birthday one, also send him a birthday card saying 'Have a happy miserable birthday, Sasuke. From, Itachi'
Send him a T-Shirt that says 'ITACHI IS THE BEST!!!'
Lock him in a small room with ALL his fan-girls (other than Sakura)
Following up on the fan-girl one, get Naruto to learn Fangirl-bunshin-no-jutsu and use it on Sasuke.
Here's an easy one. Say that Itachi is WAY cooler than him and that even NARUTO can beat him.
Poke him and repeatedly call him some name, such as 'teme'. When he finally responds, say that you forgot what you were going to say. Continue for several hours.
When he gets mad at you for that say "OH I REMEMBER NOW!!!! HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
Tell him that his future kids are all going to have pink hair. Even the boys.
Tell him that he has a message from his FAVORITE brother.
Torture him with the fact that Tobi is related to him. And say that Tobi wants to give him a hug!
Whenever he talks to you simply answer with his 'hn's or aa's.
Whenever he's hiding from fangirls go up to him and scream "HI SASUKE!!!!!"
Whenever you write his name, accidentally spell it 'Sauce-kay'.