Mario Party with Mario in it!
Hello, reader! shortmalay here with the first fanfic I have ever made. What better fanfic can I start with by making a Mario fanfic! I'm sure you won't like it.
Disclaimer: Anything that actually exists here belongs to the company they came from, specifically Sega, no wait, specifically Nintendo. This disclaimer was put up because I don't want to be sued. But seriously, why are there disclaimers?
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Chapter 1: The Invitations
It's another relaxing day. The clear sky, the happy chirping birds, smiling Brighton, etc. Somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom, there is a small house with a nice garden. The house is occupied by a fat Italian plumber whose popularity rises every time he saves the kingdom's princess from a giant anthromorphic turtle and his eight children. But ever since last year, the turtle who goes by the name of Bowser, stopped the kidnapping and led a peaceful life. The plumber, named Mario, is now very bored and stared at the walls in his recreation room. He looked at the pictures, he saw the pictures of him breakdancing, baseballing, racing, and his favourite pastime, Mario Partying.
"Mario Partying..." said Mario's thought bubble. The last Mario Party was at Princess Peach's castle, and as far as he knows, it went horribly wrong. Really wrong. Peach got drunk on water during the game and started to do some odd stuff. She threw the host, Toadsworth, into the Blooper Aquarium she bought yesterday when she won 3 coins. During a mini-game, she climbed up the chandelier and it crashed onto the already fragile Cranky Kong, now moving on a custom-made wheelchair. And for the worst part, she set fire to one third of the audience.
"What a drunk," said Mario. The board game lasted only five turns. It was planned for 50 turns. Mario didn't even get a star yet. Suddenly, a lightbulb appeared above Mario's head. It was a bright light. Mario's solution: Another Mario Party, hosted by none other than Mario!
The invitation as it is read:
"Dear insert name here,
You have-a been invited by The Jumpman to another Mario Party! Filled with-a food, drinks, games, a Mario Party board, stuff, stuff, more stuff, and a lot more!! Yes, you read-a that right! Food, drinks, games, a Mario Party board, stuff, stuff, more stuff, and a lot more!! Read- it with-a me, okay!? Food, drinks, games, a Mario Party board, stuff, stuff, more stuff, and a lot more!! You can also bring-a stuff like food, drinks, stuff, stuff, more stuff, five-a packs, six-a packs, lifetime packs, you name it! Come-a this Sunday, 12-a noon, at Luigi's Mansion! Thank-a you!
Mario"
There. All invites finished. Mario will now send the cards to the postbox. Suddenly, he tripped over a leaf and all the cards were blown away by a light breeze. Mario noticed that the invitations were being blown to the right houses, and Mario hoped the Mario Party he's gonna host will be much better than Peach's "party".
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So there you have it. The first chapter of my first fanfic. Very short, isn't it? R&R if you want. I'm not forcing you to do it. Besides, it might suck so bad, it's gonna stop me from making another chapter. Later.