A/N: this story was inspired by a story my mother told me about, when my dad and uncle got drunk, this story though just is… more of a romantic version, so I added on some stuff: 3, but another thing I want to say is sorry for not posting, I'm having some writer's block, and there's some family issues going on because the whole Mac thing, but I will continue to write my stories, please enjoy and review or PM me!
Disclaimer: don't own anything except BAO YU! :3
"Hey… Po!" Tigress yelled with a slur, she and Po had been drinking…
"Huh? Wh-what do you want?" Po asked with the same slur in his words.
"The *hiccup* bartender lady says viper a-and crane are here"
"Ya… are they gunna, d-drink to?"
"Hey guys… thanks Bao Yu, did they give you any trouble?" Viper said as she and crane walked over to their friend's.
"Oh, no they just kept telling me stories about your guy's adventures…I'm guessing only about five percent was actually true though…"
"Yeah I hope…"
"Hey viper leave us here! W-we were talking with the nice bartender here, uhh about… hey ti-tigress what was we talking abouts?"
"I don't know…*hiccup* why you asking me?"
"Because you're the s-smart one!"
"Oh yeah…"
"Ok come on you two, before you get us in trouble, sorry Bao Yu will try to keep them at home"
"Oh it really is no trouble they pay me and are probably what keeps us going."
Viper dragged out the two, and crane gave Bao Yu a tip for all she did…
"Can we barrow this carriage?" Viper asked a goat who had been asleep on the side of the carriage…
"Huh?" he looked at Tigress and Po for a second or two before answering "yeah I would do anything for the dragon warrior and his friends…"
(On the way)
"Poke" Po said as he poked Tigress's shoulder
"Don't poke me"
Po smiled a bit "Poke…"
"Po I'm warning you…"
"Poke…"
Tigress got angry "Po if you poke me again I'll break your finger…"
Po frowned a bit "w-what if I hug you?"
"Calm down you two!" Viper said knowing he would be getting Tigress mad
"What if I kissed you" Po asked smiling
"Then I would rip your fat lips off"
"That's not nice…"
(At the jade palace)
Viper help Po get out of the door without falling and then went for Tigress
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty!" Po yelled getting impatient
"Po! Shut up! Do you want to wake up master Shifu?" viper hissed
"Oh yeah!"
"Shut up!"
"Its ok viper I'll take it from here…"
Master Shifu said standing behind Po.
"Oh…sorry master I just didn't want you to get mad at them…"
"Its fine I know you were just looking out for them… go ahead and sleep there won't be training tomorrow…"
"Oh, thank you… goodnight "
A/N: well sorry I know this ones not my best work but you know I'm still going nuts trying to get just this done, please put in the review section any ideas for a new story or, any suggestions on where you want to see this story go! Thanks for reading *BRO/BROET FIST*