Rules for surviving Cybertrionians
By Explode and Chell.
1. For the love of primus stop mocking Chell cos she'd mute!
(When Chell get's angry she get's stabby, and those claws fricking hurt!-E)
2. Yes Wheeljack's my dad, yes he called me Explode, I kind of deserved it.
(Barely ten clicks old and I some how make argon explode-E)
(how she made a noble gas explode will forever remain a mystery-C)
3. Leo stop hitting on Chell!
(I'm not interested Leo get that threw your Neanderthal skull-C)
(...So that's a no to going out this Friday?-L)
4. Keep Chell away from I-pods and anything to do with Mac.
(MWAHAHAHAHA DEATH TO MAC!-C)
(...Is saying she's a PC to obvious?-E)
5. If you see us or dad running, try and keep up.
(We may like explosions but even we're not suicidal-WJ)
6. Chell love's Portal's nuf said.
(Why else would I change my name from Shelly to Chell?-C)
(And what's these rumours about you building a Portal Gun?-OP)
(...No comment-C)
7. Keep junk food away from Uncle Ratchet.
(NOOOOOOO NOT THE PRINGLES!-C)
(Your Pringles nothing GIMME BACK MY OREOS!-E)
8. A bored Sam is a soon to be hurt Sam.
(I don't even want to know where he got a glider from or how he climbed the base with it and not get noticed.-E)
(It was going well... Till Ironhide mistook him for a Seeker and shot the glider...Sam wasn't hurt...much. I think Bee smothering him did more harm than the actual crash-C)
9. Explode and Wheeljack are banned from even LOOKING at microwaves.
(Why Ex thought microwaving glowsticks, foil and Nitro glycerine was a good idea is beyond me-C)
(Lest I wasn't the one who tried to microwave plutonium...-E)
10. No one has a theme song and if they did they wouldn't be the following:
Boom boom pow- Explode and Wheeljack.
Still Alive, just want you gone- Chell
Sweet little bumblebee-Bumblebee
(I think it was Miles who started this with Still Alive-E)
(It snowballed from there *sigh*-C)