The one...the only...NINJA TALKSHOW!!
Starring: Usagi Etara, Hinata Hyuga, Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki, Yumei Mazaki, (with occasional appearances of) Rock Lee, Sasuke Uchiha, Hamamaru Keets, Kukorai Maru and Gaara of the Funk.
Usagi: So what's the topic for tonight?
Hinata: Hi,Usagi,...I don't know...
Sakura: DON'T YOU GO ON NO SUGAR RUSH AGAIN!!
Hinata: Heh...
Naruto: SAKURA!! I LUFF YOU!!
Sakura: Hey,Naruto-sigh-
Yumei: Hey guys...I see you've already...uh...started...
Usagi: Well that's putting it lightly.
Sakura: Let's go get Sasuke!
Naruto: Oh,come on!WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
Ino: Yay,Sasuke!
Sasuke: Thanks,guys,what better can I possibly have to do in the middle of the night?
Usagi: Uh-m...Hinata...watcha got there?
Hinata: Wha-oh,nothing...-blush- Nothing!
Usagi: -yanks bar of chocolate out of her grasp- No! Bad Hinata!
Hinata: -foams at the mouth and snatches back candy- PRECIOUS!!
Sakura: Oh,heck no! Not again...Sasuke,I'm scared! Hold me!
Ino: Over my dead body!
Gaara: That can be arranged...heheheh...
Ino: Oh,who invited you?
Rock Lee: HELLO ALL!! I am the handsome-
Sakura: NO! NOT YOU! You little turd,every time I ever do anything-
Rock Lee: Oh...aw...
Yumei: AH!Usagi!She's gone on a candy-crazed rampage!!
Usagi: Again?-sigh- Eh,let her be. It'll wear off...hopefully...
Hinata: Hi,Naruto! -rubs up against Naruto's shoulder-
Naruto: ...um...Hinata? You're acting all strange again...only your cheeks aren't red...
Hinata: -babbles like a baby-
Usagi: Okay,Hinata,time for bed.-takes a needle and holds it up to Hinata at eye level-
Yumei: Yea,go with the nice ladies...-readies a straight jacket-
Hinata: NEVER! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Usagi: -lunges for Hinata-
Hinata: -dives and rolls on the ground giggling hysterically-
Usagi: -crams needle into Hinata's arm-
Yumei: -forces Hinata into jacket-
Hinata: -slowly calms down- -sits on floor staring blankly around-
Ino: Well,that was way more violent than it needed to be.
Sakura:Whoa...that girl...
Sasuke:Well,it's been fun-
Ino:Oh,no you don't!Stay!
Sakura: STAY!!
Sasuke: -sinks cautiously back into chair-
Naruto: Well that was weird.
Yumei:I hope I never have to see her like that again.
Usagi: Yeah,it was so unnatural it was scary.
Gaara:You know,if you want,I can finish her off for you-
Usagi and Yumei: NO!
Naruto: Hey,Sakura,do you have a map?
Sakura:What? No,why?
Naruto:I keep getting lost in your eyes...
Sakura:Naruto,are you blind?
Naruto:...no...
Sakura: Okay,do you see me?
Naruto: ...yes...
Sakura: Do I look happy?
Naruto:...um...yes(?)...
Sakura: YOU ANNOYING PEST! GET OVER HERE! -grabs Naruto's neck-
Usagi and Yumei: -wrenches at Sakura's arms to shake her hold-
Sakura: -struggles to get at Naruto-
Naruto: -laughs butt off-
Ino: -rolls her eyes,gets up and punches out Naruto; takes her seat again-
Yumei and Usagi let go off Sakura.
Usagi: Now then,where were we?
Yumei: Ballpoint pens?
Usagi: Works for me.
Disclaimer:I do not own anything Naruto whatsoever,except the characters Usagi Etara,Hamamaru Keets,Kukorai Maru,and special permission from Yumei Mazaki.
Note:Should I continue the show?Also,any advice or comments are welcome,but seriously,was it any good?And also for the record, I have nothing against Rock Lee or any of the Naruto characters, I only made them OC for the sake of comedy. And a fairly interesting Fanfic