All's Fair in Love and War
By, Institute of Broken Books
Author's Note: YAY! We finally stuck with something! We came up with a plot and stuck with it, and more beyond that… WE FINISHED! Thank the lord! Praise the heavens! YES! We know that there may be a few places that are inconsistent with the book, but to be honest… We don't care. I'm sorry if you hate it. Flames will be used to toast marshmallows. WARNINGS: Slash, Sex, Rape, language, perversion, obsession, character death and mutilation, and whatever else our sick minds came up with. I will only warn you once. Otherwise… it's your fault.
Disclaimer: WE OWN HARRY POTTER! IT IS OURS! IF WE ARE LYING LET... (Lindsey: Hey! I'm not falling for that one again... Paige: Suit yourself.) Paige: LET GOD STRIKE ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! BAM!
"Lies
Look at me now
Just sittin here by myself
And I think you found someone else
Now I'm gonna have to find
A way to put the bottle down
And why can't you see
That I'm drowning in a pool of misery
I'm always afraid
That you're gone
Away from me
I'm always afraid
That you're lost in somebody
I'm always afraid
That you're gone
Away from me
I'm always afraid
That you're lost
So here I am
I don't wanna be by myself
And I think you're fucking someone else
now I'm gonna have to find a way
To take the knife out of my back
And how could you leave me
Stranded in a closet full of bones
I'm always afraid
That you're gone
Away from me
I'm always afraid
That you're lost in somebody
I'm always afraid
That you're gone
Away from me
I'm always afraid
That you're lost
Maybe you could let me stay
Maybe just for one more day
You could help me stay the same
Maybe things won't ever change
Maybe we could taste the rain
You could push me out the way
Now I sit here by myself
Think about somebody else
How could you let them take you away from me?
There's somebody else
there's somebody else!
I'm always afraid
That you're gone
Away from me
I'm always afraid
That you're lost in somebody
I'm always afraid
That you're gone
Away from me
I'm always afraid
That you're...
I'm always afraid
Away From Me"
Away From me: Puddle of Mudd
Chapter One: In front of the Green Screen
It was rough, hard, and fast. The room was empty, the lights were down, and everything was right... Well… maybe not. Sirius had Lily pushed up against the wall, panting and moaning, trying desperately to catch her breath. Their tongues were rolling around upon each others and they were on an expedition to find the treasure... whatever that may be. Then it happened at last. Sirius burst inside of Lily, and she came, screaming his name into the abyss. He pulled out and fixated himself, zipping up his pants, and helping her replace her top. Still slightly out of breath, (as if they were making out at the bottom of a swimming pool) they began to slowly kiss the after-glow away.
Remus cleared his throat as the light came on." Um... I do hope I'm not interrupting anything…"
Lily quickly finished pulling her shirt down. "Oh… um… Remus… of course your not… Interrupting." she replied, He voice filled with shock.
"My, what did I miss? What's gotten into you two?" Remus asked, looking at the pair that was uncouth beyond belief, Sirius's usually perfect hair was mess, and the gel undone, Lily's clothes were wrinkled and they both looked positively out of breath. He froze...
"Lily... You didn't! You did! Oh my gods, look at you!" Remus said faking excitement. (Very well I might add)
Lily smiled slightly and accidentally chuckled. . "Well." Lily continued to brush herself off. "I must be going." she smiled and looked at Sirius. She leaned towards him and gave him along passionate kiss. "I must get to my potions homework. Can't fall behind now can I?" she asked. Really this was just a way too escape humility and the boys new it. She walked towards Remus and gave him a hug.
"I can't believe it... You… the innocent virgin?.. Well, not anymore!"
'Lily Chuckled. "Well things change. And sometimes for the best. "
" bye, Lily."
"bye you guys." she smiled and left
"Sirius." Remus began his "oh-you-so-happy-for-you" facade melting away. "you... FUCKED her?"
Sirius looked down… "What it was just for fun... its not like it meant anything.." he tried to redeem himself but it obviously wasn't working.
Remus slapped him.
"YOU FUCKED HER!"
"What in bloody hell was that for?" he asked
"Sirius! YOU FUCKING FUCKED HER! I can't believe it! And here I thought you loved me… here I thought "well here's a man I can see myself spending the rest of my life with" but No! You make me so...! Goddmanit Sirius… Why?"
"I do love you. It was…" he paused trying to search for the best word here. "It was just for reputation. You understand. I'm not like you. People can't know I'm gay and if I didn't do it then people would suspect… well…"
"Oh yes, you have to have sex to uphold your reputation." he said standing rigid, and pouting
"Remus. Now don't go there." he continued now sounding a little stern. "I will not fall for the pouting. NO I won't... I CAN'T DO IT..." he turned his face so he wouldn't be able to see Remus. "I CAN'T SEE YOU. I DO NOT SEE THE POUTING THEREFORE IT WONT WORK." he said Trying mostly to convince himself.
"But Sirius..." Remus pouted and whined... Making the puppy dog eyes.
"NO I WILL NOT LOOK. I CAN NOT LOOK, I WILL NOT FALL FOR IT AGAIN…" Sirius turned to look at Remus and his heart melted. "NO... NO... "He stopped." Goddamit why do I always have to fall for the puppy dog eyes!"
"..."
"I'm sorry Remus." Sirius finally replied after a minute of awkward silence
"…" Remus said defiantly
"Remus…" Sirius started getting closer. "I promise… never again."
"Promise..." he wrapped his arms around Remus
"Get you hands off me… I don't know where they've been. Oh wait, yes I do... EWWWWW GET THEM OFF!"
"I said I promised didn't I?' he asked. "What you don't believe me?" he suddenly took his hand off him. "Oh yes Remus I definitely see how this is."
"Humph. Fine. I forgive you! But on one condition..."
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"She's so... beautiful." said a young dark haired boy, as he spied Lillian Evens from across the library Watching her every move. It was like heroin, he couldn't get enough. He had it all memorized. The way she leaned in when she was listening. The way she nervously twirled her hair, the way she chewed on the eraser to her pencil while she was thinking, it was all magical.
He heard a noise, and was frightened from his hiding spot. I'd better leave…I don't want you to see me… Not yet. But, my sweet, it won't be long… you'll see…
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"Sirius! Where are you taking me?"
"You'll see." he replied ever so suspiciously.
"Fine..." but can I open my eyes yet? This blindfold is itchy!"
He dragged Remus to a spot near the lake. " OF COURSE YOU CANT OPEN YOUR EYES. "He said sounding quite aggravated but was only joking. "You don't want to ruin the surprise now do you? That would defeat the whole purpose."
"Fine, fine… Are we almost there?"
"Yes... "Sirius stopped him once they reached a certain spot. "Okay now you can open your eyes." He said his voice resonating excitement, he was anxious to see how Remus would react
Remus removed the blindfold and wiped his eyes." Oh my.G--- Sirius. You shouldn't have!" he said awestruck.
"That bad huh?" Sirius asked sarcastically
"Fuck Off!" Remus retaliated
Sirius laughed. "Well I'm glad you like it. It took me forever to do this. Especially since I kept running into Lily." he walked over to a blanket and sat down. "Well are you going to eat? What you think I made all this stuff for myself?"
"..." Remus meekly picked up something to eat and began to pick at it
"I said sit your sorry ass down and enjoy yourself." he said pulling Remus closer to him, and giving him a huge hug.
Remus turned his head so that he was looking into Sirius's eyes, and slowly began to kiss him.
The sparks were flying; the dramatic Music was playing…
"That's more like It." he replied "now that is what I'm talking about"
The fluorescent lights instantly came on to find the two boys in a crowded little shack, in front of a green screen.
"GODDAMNIT SIRIUS! YOU RUINED THE AUTHORESS' ROMANTIC SCENE!" Remus bellowed. "I paid good money for that too…" He added as an afterthought.
Sirius then leaned towards Remus and gave him a passionate kiss on the lips. "Is that better?"
"No not quite hold on…"
"Man Remus what in bloody hell is it this time." Replied a frustrated but happy Sirius
The fluorescent lights turned back off, the lake re-appeared and romantic music began to play, and they locked lips again... this time sinking down into ecstasy.
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