Prologue
But for one, Jolene Danville did not enjoy movies about the world being overrun by monsters. The only reason she found 28 Days Later – the sole exception to her rule – even remotely bearable was because Cillian Murphy with his blue blue eyes of pure prettiness played the lead. Pretty in a manly way, she held firm. No one could accuse him of riding coattails; he kicked some serious zombie ass. And some asshole ass too, there at the end.
Yes, 28 Days Later – the only post apocalyptic movie she ever liked.
Until all hell broke loose and the undead started trying to eat her brain. Then she got into the swing of things and actually managed to see the appeal of beating the shit out of supposedly fictional beings.