Trowa's Fanfiction
Quatre: Uhh... what is this?
Duo: What are we doing here?
Quatre & Duo: Trowa!
Duo: Where's Trowa?
Quatre: I don't know? Last I heard, he was opening a Fanfiction.
Duo: A Fanfiction about what?
Quatre: I don't know.
Duo: Ok, it's an open Fanfiction then.
Quatre: So, what do we do?
Duo: We... wait for people to come in. Yes, that must be it.
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Quatre: You know, it's getting kinda creepy in here...
Duo: It's so empty, so... like Trowa. I think we need something to liven things ups. Hey, Wu-wu! Come over here!
Wufei: What now? I was busy monitoring my Fanfiction of "Wufei's Irritation"! And what in the world is this place? It's so blank!
Duo: You tell me.
Wufei: I want to get out now!
Trowa: People who comes to Trowa's Fanfiction never go back.
Duo, Quatre & Wufei: What?!
Duo: Hey, where did he go?
Quatre: I don't know?
Wufei: A demon, I tell you. I always knew that Trowa was a demon!
Quatre: He is not a demon. Just... different.
Duo: Next thing you know, you'll be calling Trowa "special".
Quatre: Hmmm...
Wufei: Well, I'm not going to be waiting around any longer! I'm leaving!
Trowa: You stay.
Wufei: What! What is happening?? I cannot move!
Duo: This is scary.What does Trowa want to do with us? And where IS Trowa?
Quatre: He left again.
Wufei: How?
Quatre: I don't know.
Wufei: Isn't there something that you DO know?
Quatre: I don't know.
Duo: I don't know, but I'm getting hungry. I wonder if Trowa has any food around here...
Relena: Hello!
Duo: Eeep!
Wufei: A woman? What is a woman doing here? Augh, I can't move!
Duo: What are YOU doing here?
Relena: I was looking for Heero! Do you know where he is?
Duo: I'm not his nursemaid, why do you think I would know? So now you think I have a radar on my head that points out "Heero! Heero!"---
Relena: I'm not talking to YOU, I'm talking to Quatre!
Duo: Well!! So NOW you're talking to QUATRE, eh? Well!
Quatre: I'm sorry, Relena, but I do not know where Heero is. He usually doesn't come visiting fanfiction. Perhaps he's at your page.
Duo: If anyone even made a page for her...
Relena: Shut up! I'll let you know, I have plenty of fans!
Duo: Oh! So now you think you have plenty of fans, eh?! Well, I'll let YOU know...
Quatre: Please, stop arguing.
Duo: ... that MY fans are way better than yours! Sanc Kingdom my ass!
Relena: Bakagami!
Duo: *gasp*
Quatre: Please, stop arguing!
Duo & Relena: Shut up!
Relena: Well, I'm not leaving until my Heero arrives!
Wufei: Oh no...
Duo: Well, you couldn't leave, even if you wanted to!
Relena: What?!
Quatre: It's the curse of Trowa's Fanfiction. Anyone who comes in never goes out.
Relena: That's rediculous!! I am the princess of the Sanc Kingdom and I will leave whenever I want to!
Trowa: Relena stays.
Duo: Aww, man, Trowa!I thought you had more taste than that.
Wufei: This Fanfiction is slowing beginning to turn into a hen house with a bunch of mad chickens.
Duo: Where did THAT come from?
Relena: I am not a chicken!
Wufei: All women are chickens, only born to lay eggs.
Relena: What?! You take that back!
Wufei: I do not deal with such incompetence.
Duo: Go, Wu-wu!
Wufei: Don't call me that!
Quatre: There, there now, Relena. Ouch! She punched me in the eye!
Duo: Oh, so THIS is what the princess of almighty Sanc Kingdom does...
Relena: I was aiming for Wufei!
Wufei: I don't have blond hair!
Quatre: Trowa? Please? Could you do something to still Relena? She is becoming very dangerous.
Trowa: Relena sit and suck your thumb.
Quatre: Thank you.
Relena: I...
Duo: Yay! Now she can't talk AND she can't move. Maybe Trowa's Fanfiction isn't so bad after all.
Wufei: It's worse than you think.
Quatre: What do yo mean?
Wufei: Well, if Trowa truly was a demon, which he most likely is, he has probably made this Fanfiction so that we will all suffer together in eternal damnation.
Duo: Whoa... deep.
Quatre: But why are we sufferening?
Wufei: I don't know. That is the part I haven't figured out yet.
Duo: Well, you keep on figuring. I'm gonna invite someone else to join the party. Come on in, babes!
Quatre's 29 Sister: Hey, guys!
Quatre: Uh... hello. How did you all come in here?
Quatre's Sisters: Oh, we were invited by Duo.
Quatre: What?! Duo...
Duo: Heh, heh. Well, you see, I wrote them a letter and...
Quatre: Enough. I think I'm going to get a headache.
Quatre's Sisters: Would you like another make over?
Quatre: Trowa! Help!!
Trowa: Quatre have respect for you older sisters.
Quatre: Of coarse you can give me a makeover. Come, sit beside me.
Duo: Whoa, it's scary how Trowa can control us.
Quatre's Sisters: Ok, first of all, the hair! How about little bows? Yes, I think little pink ribbons would work. Oh! And don't forget the blush! Red lipstick. Quatre, pucker your lips! There, now, doesn't he look adorable?
Wufei: Now we have thirtyone women in this page.
Duo: Look who's here! Heero Yuy has finally arrived.
Heero: I was coming over to barrow some pound cake. Do you have some pound cake?
Duo: Wha...?
Heero: I need some pound cake.
Duo: Sure, I would give you some pound cake, man, but I have no idea what you're talking about.
Heero: Give me some pound cake!
Quatre's Sisters: Done! Look at our baby brother, isn't he cute?
Quatre: I think I look very beautiful.
Heero: I think you do too. May I have this dance?
Quatre: Why, certainly.
Duo: Ooooook... this Fanfiction is getting really weird now. I want out.
Wufei: No one gets out of Trowa's Fanfiction.
Duo: Now, you're beginning to sound like Trowa!
Trowa: Thank you for coming to my Fanfiction. *singing* Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday dear Trowa... Happy Birthday to me.
Duo: Huh?
Trowa: Now you may go.
Wufei: I can move again!
Relena: Me, too! Heero! Let go of him!
Heero: You can have your turn after this lovely lady.
Relena: Heero!
Quatre's Sisters: Happy Birthday Trowa!
Trowa: Thank you. Would you like some pound cake?
Duo: I'm outta here...
Quatre: Aaaaaahh!! Take me with you, Duo!
Wufei: This page is full of chickens! Chickens! I'm leaving too!
Quatre's Sisters: Mmmmm, this pound cake is yummy.
Relena: Can I dance with you now?
Heero: No. I'm eating pound cake.
Trowa: The party is ended. Everybody gets loot bags. Ha ha, but you may not know the way to get out.
Duo: Oh no! We're stuck here forever?!
Trowa: Yay, that sounds about right.....
~To be continued?~
Quatre: Uhh... what is this?
Duo: What are we doing here?
Quatre & Duo: Trowa!
Duo: Where's Trowa?
Quatre: I don't know? Last I heard, he was opening a Fanfiction.
Duo: A Fanfiction about what?
Quatre: I don't know.
Duo: Ok, it's an open Fanfiction then.
Quatre: So, what do we do?
Duo: We... wait for people to come in. Yes, that must be it.
.
.
.
Quatre: You know, it's getting kinda creepy in here...
Duo: It's so empty, so... like Trowa. I think we need something to liven things ups. Hey, Wu-wu! Come over here!
Wufei: What now? I was busy monitoring my Fanfiction of "Wufei's Irritation"! And what in the world is this place? It's so blank!
Duo: You tell me.
Wufei: I want to get out now!
Trowa: People who comes to Trowa's Fanfiction never go back.
Duo, Quatre & Wufei: What?!
Duo: Hey, where did he go?
Quatre: I don't know?
Wufei: A demon, I tell you. I always knew that Trowa was a demon!
Quatre: He is not a demon. Just... different.
Duo: Next thing you know, you'll be calling Trowa "special".
Quatre: Hmmm...
Wufei: Well, I'm not going to be waiting around any longer! I'm leaving!
Trowa: You stay.
Wufei: What! What is happening?? I cannot move!
Duo: This is scary.What does Trowa want to do with us? And where IS Trowa?
Quatre: He left again.
Wufei: How?
Quatre: I don't know.
Wufei: Isn't there something that you DO know?
Quatre: I don't know.
Duo: I don't know, but I'm getting hungry. I wonder if Trowa has any food around here...
Relena: Hello!
Duo: Eeep!
Wufei: A woman? What is a woman doing here? Augh, I can't move!
Duo: What are YOU doing here?
Relena: I was looking for Heero! Do you know where he is?
Duo: I'm not his nursemaid, why do you think I would know? So now you think I have a radar on my head that points out "Heero! Heero!"---
Relena: I'm not talking to YOU, I'm talking to Quatre!
Duo: Well!! So NOW you're talking to QUATRE, eh? Well!
Quatre: I'm sorry, Relena, but I do not know where Heero is. He usually doesn't come visiting fanfiction. Perhaps he's at your page.
Duo: If anyone even made a page for her...
Relena: Shut up! I'll let you know, I have plenty of fans!
Duo: Oh! So now you think you have plenty of fans, eh?! Well, I'll let YOU know...
Quatre: Please, stop arguing.
Duo: ... that MY fans are way better than yours! Sanc Kingdom my ass!
Relena: Bakagami!
Duo: *gasp*
Quatre: Please, stop arguing!
Duo & Relena: Shut up!
Relena: Well, I'm not leaving until my Heero arrives!
Wufei: Oh no...
Duo: Well, you couldn't leave, even if you wanted to!
Relena: What?!
Quatre: It's the curse of Trowa's Fanfiction. Anyone who comes in never goes out.
Relena: That's rediculous!! I am the princess of the Sanc Kingdom and I will leave whenever I want to!
Trowa: Relena stays.
Duo: Aww, man, Trowa!I thought you had more taste than that.
Wufei: This Fanfiction is slowing beginning to turn into a hen house with a bunch of mad chickens.
Duo: Where did THAT come from?
Relena: I am not a chicken!
Wufei: All women are chickens, only born to lay eggs.
Relena: What?! You take that back!
Wufei: I do not deal with such incompetence.
Duo: Go, Wu-wu!
Wufei: Don't call me that!
Quatre: There, there now, Relena. Ouch! She punched me in the eye!
Duo: Oh, so THIS is what the princess of almighty Sanc Kingdom does...
Relena: I was aiming for Wufei!
Wufei: I don't have blond hair!
Quatre: Trowa? Please? Could you do something to still Relena? She is becoming very dangerous.
Trowa: Relena sit and suck your thumb.
Quatre: Thank you.
Relena: I...
Duo: Yay! Now she can't talk AND she can't move. Maybe Trowa's Fanfiction isn't so bad after all.
Wufei: It's worse than you think.
Quatre: What do yo mean?
Wufei: Well, if Trowa truly was a demon, which he most likely is, he has probably made this Fanfiction so that we will all suffer together in eternal damnation.
Duo: Whoa... deep.
Quatre: But why are we sufferening?
Wufei: I don't know. That is the part I haven't figured out yet.
Duo: Well, you keep on figuring. I'm gonna invite someone else to join the party. Come on in, babes!
Quatre's 29 Sister: Hey, guys!
Quatre: Uh... hello. How did you all come in here?
Quatre's Sisters: Oh, we were invited by Duo.
Quatre: What?! Duo...
Duo: Heh, heh. Well, you see, I wrote them a letter and...
Quatre: Enough. I think I'm going to get a headache.
Quatre's Sisters: Would you like another make over?
Quatre: Trowa! Help!!
Trowa: Quatre have respect for you older sisters.
Quatre: Of coarse you can give me a makeover. Come, sit beside me.
Duo: Whoa, it's scary how Trowa can control us.
Quatre's Sisters: Ok, first of all, the hair! How about little bows? Yes, I think little pink ribbons would work. Oh! And don't forget the blush! Red lipstick. Quatre, pucker your lips! There, now, doesn't he look adorable?
Wufei: Now we have thirtyone women in this page.
Duo: Look who's here! Heero Yuy has finally arrived.
Heero: I was coming over to barrow some pound cake. Do you have some pound cake?
Duo: Wha...?
Heero: I need some pound cake.
Duo: Sure, I would give you some pound cake, man, but I have no idea what you're talking about.
Heero: Give me some pound cake!
Quatre's Sisters: Done! Look at our baby brother, isn't he cute?
Quatre: I think I look very beautiful.
Heero: I think you do too. May I have this dance?
Quatre: Why, certainly.
Duo: Ooooook... this Fanfiction is getting really weird now. I want out.
Wufei: No one gets out of Trowa's Fanfiction.
Duo: Now, you're beginning to sound like Trowa!
Trowa: Thank you for coming to my Fanfiction. *singing* Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday dear Trowa... Happy Birthday to me.
Duo: Huh?
Trowa: Now you may go.
Wufei: I can move again!
Relena: Me, too! Heero! Let go of him!
Heero: You can have your turn after this lovely lady.
Relena: Heero!
Quatre's Sisters: Happy Birthday Trowa!
Trowa: Thank you. Would you like some pound cake?
Duo: I'm outta here...
Quatre: Aaaaaahh!! Take me with you, Duo!
Wufei: This page is full of chickens! Chickens! I'm leaving too!
Quatre's Sisters: Mmmmm, this pound cake is yummy.
Relena: Can I dance with you now?
Heero: No. I'm eating pound cake.
Trowa: The party is ended. Everybody gets loot bags. Ha ha, but you may not know the way to get out.
Duo: Oh no! We're stuck here forever?!
Trowa: Yay, that sounds about right.....
~To be continued?~