You don't even know how long I've thought of making this. Anyway, enojy! It's not perfect just for fun.
"Thor's Mjolnir Hammer"
Loki was reading, studying and teasing
Magic in the hall
Late nights all alone with a spellbook ohh oh oh oh
Thor Odinson, causing pandemonium
Askes the trickster all:
Can I take you out to spar, Bro-ohohohoh?
He's reluctant but ready to go when
A knock comes on his door...
Bang, bang, Thor's Mjölnir Hammer
Came down upon his head!
Bang, bang, Thor's Mjölnir Hammer
Made sure that he was dead!
Back in Avengers again Thor plays the comedian
Tony gets annoyed
And wishing to avoid an unpleasant Star-r-r-rk,
He tells Thor to stay when the gang has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times in norse "Tonys awe-some'-um um
But when he turns his back on the god
He creeps up from behind...
Bang, bang, Thor's Mjölnir Hammer
Came down upon his head
(Bill-ion-air!)
Bang, bang, Thor's Mjölnir Hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Odin Allfather, said "Why do you bother!?"
Thor, he stands alone
Saying testimonial things ohh oh oh oh
Jane and Erik, screaming "He's not barbaric,
say he must go free! (Thor must go free)"
Odin does not agree and he tells them so oh oh oh
But as the words are leaving his lips
A boom comes from behind!
Bang, bang, Thor's Mjölnir Hammer
Came down upon his head
(It's his father!)
Bang, bang, Thor's Mjölnir Hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Allfather no!
Magic Hammer Thor!