Author's Note: Hi! Meowmart01 here! This is a story I wrote in class because I was bored. I'm sorry for any OOC-ness. I hope you like it! Oh, and don't worry, I will update Danny Phantom x Haruhi Suzumiya... Eventually!
I don't own Hetalia!
Italics= Song Lyrics
Bold= A/N or Angry Russia
America: Welcome to the Hetalia Circus! I'm the ringleader, America! Come and see all these amazing, death-defying feats! Our first act is the Italy brothers! Watch them on the flying trapeze!
Italy: Waah! Germany!
Romano: Shut up Italy!
America: Moving on! Next, we have England doing a magic act!
England: Santra ba dra winza-
America: FAAAKE~!
England: Why you little…
*Cue England chasing America*
America: Okay… Now that that's over… On to the next act! Our strongman Germany!
Germany: This is stupid.
Italy: *Magically back from trapeze* Ve~ No it's-a not! C'mon, Germany!
Germany: …
America: Now we have our resident fire-breather and sword-swallower, China and Japan!
China: Wow, I never thought breathing fire could be so much fun, aru! How is sword-swallowing, Japan?
Japan: *Has swords swallowed* …
China: …
America: Okay! Next up, we have Prussia, our lion tamer!
Prussia: *Taming lions* YES! Lions, you shall cower before my awesomeness!
America: Wait, stop! I'm the hero! I should be doing this!
Prussia: SO, you want to give up your position as ringleader?
America: …Moving on! Now for our clowns, France and Spain!
France: Ma chérie, your beauty is like the sun, always shining in my sky.
Spain: No, no, your beauty is like the moon, reflecting silver into the lake of my heart.
Random Girl: Um…
America: Okay! We don't need to see any more of this, now on to Russia, our-
Russia: I AM NOT A PART OF THIS.
America: Ah! Okay! Russia's not a part of this! Which means, it's time for our grand fina-
?: Wait!
America: Who said that?
Canada: It was me, Canada.
America: Oh, hey, Canada. I didn't see you there. What brings you here?
Canada: I have an act.
America: Okay! And now we have Canada, the… Uh… What was your act again?
Canada: I was going to work with the elephants.
America: Oh… Right… I forgot to get the elephants.
Canada: You know what? That's it! I'm done! I'm not putting up with this **** anymore!
America: Whoa, Canada!
Canada: I'm leaving!
*Canada leaves*
America: Okay then… Now for the grand finale! Belarus, it's your time to shine!
Belarus: Okay! Russia! I will become one with you! You are-
Russia: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A PART OF THIS!
*Cue angry Russia*
America: Waah! That's all for now, gottagoBYE! Aah!
*Cue Marukaite Chikyuu, circus version!*