~YEAH! A NEW KITTY-CAT, and an AWESOME FREIND-FELINE! Ok... ok... *sigh*
Sandtail: You recive a... plush Sloefur holding a plush sledgehammer!
Fallenshadow: You recive a... plush Flash lighting some TNT!
I know, I just made you super happy. ONTO THE STORY THOUGH~
Flash looked over at her newest castmates: of course there was Sloefur, sadly there was Thunderdash, and there was Smokefang. "So... we're in StarClan?" she asked. "Yeah... sorry for setting the stuido on fire," Sloefur replied.
"Why'd you do that?"
"I have no idea."
"We can GO to the Dark Forest, ya know." said a voice, and Ivypaw walked in with her kitten Venomkit. "No, Ivypaw," Smokefang said, and hit her. "YOU BROKE THE LAW!" screamed Sloefur and she attacked her brother. "WHAT'D I DO?" Smokefang asked once Sloefur pinned him. "Rule 1: Toms do not hit She-Cats. Rule 2: She-Cats, though, hit Toms," Sloefur announced. "Did you memeroize that?" Flash asked. "Rule 2939329301: Never ever take away Venomkit's ba-ba," Sloefur said. Venomkit shuddered with embarrssessment. "HIYA!" screamed a voice behind them. Flash turned and saw a light brown she-cat with a fuzzy tail and amber eyes staring at them. "H-hi? Are you Honeyfern?" Flash asked. The she-cat made a face and said, "Sorry, charlie. I'm the one and only... SANDTAIL!" Sloefur said, "Oh, I've heard of you! You love ShadowClan cats, right?" "Yupperies," Sandtail said matter-of-factly. "Well, I'm ShadowClan," announced Sloefur. Sandtail almost killed Sloefur in a hug. "HEY YO! WHAT'S YA NAME... OH, RIGHT! SMOKEFANG! Get out the list and read her personality so these kind peeps can read it!" Flash screamed. Smokefang wiped the spit off his face and said, "Ok... it says, and I quote: 'Sandtail loves shadowclan which mean she looooves blackstarXrussetfur. Causes pain to those who hates shadowclan. Caues painful deadly pain to breezepelt, berrynose, daisy and nightcloud." Sloefur suddenly took out a random sledgehammer and wacked her brother with it. "Ha!" she squeaked. Flash smacked her and said, "Shut up!"
Suddenly a random voice at the door said: "Pizza deilvery." Flash walked towards the door of the new stuido and saw a black tom with a fake mustache on. "Screech of Angry Owl, at your service," said the tom and his fake mustache fell off. Flash slammed the door in his face. Thunderdash asked, "Was that your stalker?" "Well, besides you, yup. WAIT! WHAT IS HE DOING IN STARCLAN?" Flash shouted, and opened the door. Sandtail popped up beside her. "Oohohoh! Look! Meatlovers pizza- oooohhh! He even sent breadsticks!" she squealed. Screech blinked and asked, "Wait- this isn't the Tribe of Endless Hunting." "Says a lot, right?" Flash said. Screech asked, "Can I stay here for a while? Just until this starts to make since?" "No." Flash said, and slammed the door.
"I love you!" Screech screamed outside.
Flash blinked, controlling her anger. "I know what she needs," Sandtail said thoughtfully and shoved some pizza in Flash's face. "IT BURNS!" Flash screamed and ran in circles. "I've gots this," Thunderdash said and walked forward. He then applied some fire on her. "THUNDERDASH! YOUR DEAD MEAT!" Flash yowled, then she turned her on-fire head to Sloefur. "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" Sloefur nodded and pulled a rope. A huge bucket of Kraken (the beer, heh heh) smashed on top of them. Flash, now un-flammable, said, "Phew. Anyway, I met the REAL, BREATHING, UNDERSEA kraken, ya ding-dong." Then she remembered her sworn vengance on Thunderdash, took out a chainsaw, and said, "Hey, Thunderdash..." They roll offstage, fighting. Sloefur, Smokefang, and Sandtail stand around for an awkward silence. Ivypaw finally screams, "THIS SUCKX GURRRL! I'M GONNA GO MURDER SOME STARCLAN CATS!" "Why?" Smokefang asked. "Because if they die, they come back, and I can kill them again!" squeaked Ivypaw and she shoved Venomkit into Sloefur's paws. "What the-" Sloefur stammered, but Ivypaw was already walking out. "Ah, apprentices," Smokefang said. Venomkit snarled, "Hey, Smokefang! Wanna fight?" Smokefang then takes out his Pepper Spray and sprays the kit in the eyes. (I know right? He's a great kit-sitter) Venomkit, though, claws off one ear from Smokefang. "WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS ****ING KIT OF THAT WAS BORNE BY A SKANKISH ****ER!" Smokefang screamed, cussing and his ear fell to the ground. "Ivypaw is no SKANK!"roared Flash and she attacked, randomly appering, covered in blood and chainsaw parts in her fur. Thunderdash follows, covered in blood and a lampshade over his head. A random fight broke out, and Sandtail finally grabs Thunderdash and presses a knife to his throat. "Now, shut up or else I GET STABBY!" Sandtail hissed. Sloefur said, "Now drop the knife..." Suddenly she sniffed the air and asked, "Does anyone else feel like they're swimming in ear blood?" "That's because we are..." Flash vomited. Venomkit squeaked, "Its amazing! Tigerstar will be so proud that I shed this much blood!" "We've got to get Smokefang to the doctor," said Sandtail.
Let me discribe the seen: cats covered in blood, one flame-colored she-cat holding a black ear in her paw, and a small kitten that keeps squealing: "Blood, glorious blood!" Suddenly Thunderdash started randomly singing: "Girl please ecuse me, I'm common on too strong! My girlfreinds' outta town and your boyfriend's on vacation, and he don't have too knooww!" Sloefur smacked him and they waited in the waiting room at the doctor's office. "OMG!" squeaked Sloefur suddenly. "What?" Flash looked up from the candy machine. Taking a bite of jerky, she spat, "Hospitle food SUCKS!" "Yeah, but their Wi-Fi is awesome," Thunderdash said while he and Venomkit watched Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig on Youtube. "It says in the Cat magazine that Mistystar's deputy was really her kitten!"
"That's amazing!"
"Wow!"
"Never would've guessed!"
"I like cheese." They all looked at Venomkit, whom had said that. Sandtail asked, "What kind of cheese?" "You know that one kind of cheese, that is white but it has yellow spots? That kind of cheese," he said. "I think he's lost it," muttered Thunderdash.
Suddenly Ivypaw burst into the Hosptial with a dark brown tom with a white underbelly and ice-blue eyes. "You with Hawkfrost again?" Flash asked. Hawkfrost nodded and they both sat beside the kit. IN REAL LIFE, Tallstar is the father of Venomkit, but Venomkit likes Hawkfrost better. Suddenly Hawkfrost said, "Wanna blow this place up?" "Sure, honey-pie," purred Ivypaw, but Flash grabbed the TNT from Hawkfrost and ate it. "What is wrong with you?" Hawkfrost asked. "Can't... let... you blow it up! Plus, have you tried TNT? My StarClan, its awesome!" Flash said. Hawkfrost ate a stick and they shared it. BOOM. BOOM. Flash coughed up blood and said, "NEVER MIND! I PERFER HOSTPITAL FOOD!" She then ran towards the snack machine, and she would jump up and BOOM. Huh. Go figure.
SUDDENLY...
Screech burst through the wall (wow! you must be thinking) and screamed, "HELP ME! A CRAZY SHE-CAT IS CHASING ME!" That's when a familar she-cat lunged forward and tackled him. "Screech! PLAY TAG WITH ME OR YOU GET CRUSHED!" screamed the she-cat. Sandtail perked up and said, "OMS, is that Kofoot? I remember her from FSSCD!" Kofoot looked up and squealed, "FLASH!" Then she tackled Flash and eagerly squeaked, "Wanna play tag with me and Screech?" She turned and saw Screech trying to escape. With a loud squeal, she lunged forward and landed on his back. "OUCH!" he screeched and jumped. She released her claws and fell beside him. "Your funny!" she squeaked. Screech's back was bleeding and he looked at Flash. Flash said, "Hi!" and ran forward. She slammed her paws into his throat and then her body jumped up and the evil BOOM happened. Sandtail squeaked and lunged forward, and the three began to maul the black tom. Screech ran back and forth and fell and they would just keep clawing and squealing as though this was a funny game. THEN SUDDENLY...
"HEY YOU! SMOKEFANG'S EAR IS FIXED!" yelled a tabby doctor and they shoved half-awake Smokefang into the waiting room. Sloefur greeted him with a hard smack across the head with her sledgehammer. Smokefang rubbed his temple and then he said, "Can we go home now?" "WAIT! PLEASE, PLEASE, FLASH CAN WE GO AND MEET RUSSETFUR?" squealed Sandtail. "Fine."
Flash and Sloefur dropped Sandtail off at Russetfur's. Russetfur walked out and Sandtail squeaked, "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE SHADOWCLAN!" Russetfur fell on the sidewalk from the force of Sandtail's scream, and Sandtail sat and said, "Tell me the first moment you loved Blackstar!" Flash wasn't going to mention how she had tortured Blackstar before on the show, so... yah... "Well, I guess it was on a ShadowClan patrol when he was Blackfoot. We were walking with Rowanpaw and Tawnypaw-" Sloefur suddenly screamed, "I just reliazed something! HULA IS NOT THE WAY YOU THINK ITS SPELT!" "Really?" asked Thunderdash. "You betcha! So anyway-" Sloefur began, but Sandtail got super angry and grabbed rope and tied Sloefur to a tree. They drove off with Russetfur and left Sloefur there. Sloefur sighed, "Oh well. 99 bottles of I-hate-Sandtail's-ShadowClan-love, 99 bottles of..."
HALF AN HOUR LATER...
Sloefur's voice was hoarse but she kept singing: "2 bottles of I-hate-Sandtail's-ShadowClan-love, 2 bottles of... Hey! Thanks for untieing me!" She turned around and saw her worst nightmere: Ashfur. "YOU SHOULD BE IN THE F****ING DARK FOREST! YOU TRIED TO MURDER JAYFEATHER, HOLLYLEAF, SQUIRRELFLIGHT, AND FREAKIN' LIONBLAZE! I KEEL YOU!" She lunged forward, took out her sledgehammer, and attacked.
~So... what'cha think? Flash and the Cast are most likely going to torture the... DEAD cats! Fun, right?~
Allegiances:
Hosts:
Flash- flame-colored she-cat with a white underbelly and blue eyes (Flash6004)
Sloefur- gray she-cat with darker flecks and huge golden eyes (Flash6004)
Co-hosts:
Sandtail- light brown she-cat with a fuzzy tail and amber eyes (Sandtail)
Kofoot- bright blue she-cat with green stripes and red paws plus a green stone charm on her neck (Fallenshadow962)
Thunderdash- black tom with white streaks in his fur (Flash6004)
Other Cats That Have Been Killed In The Fire:
Ivypaw- silver-and-white she-cat (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Hawkfrost- dark brown tabby tom with a white underbelly and ice-blue eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Tigerstar- big dark brown tabby tom with amber eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Venomkit- black tom-kit with silver stripes (Flash6004)
Screech of Angry Owl (Screech)- black tom with amber eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
~Whoever replies first gets... A PLUS THUNDERDASH BEING KILLED BY FLASH and the second reviewer shall get A PLUS KOFOOT ATTACKING SCREECH!~