CODE: POP
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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"I'm going to kill you for this odd!" Snapped ulrich. Odd shrugged. "Come on
ulrich, I got the short straw fare and square. That means I got to pick our theme!" "But this!? Seriously!" Snapped ulrich. He, odd, and jeremy were on their way to a pool party...which would be nice if Odd hadn't made them wear speedos! Jeremy shrugged. "It's a little embarrassing, but he did won fair and square...trust me, I checked. We might as well grin and bear it." Ulrich sulked. These stupid things were killing him! They felt like they were 10 sizes too small, and every step crushed his junk! Odd chuckled. "You guy's will thank me when the girls are all over us!" Odd laughed as Jeremy rolled his eyes and ulrich winched in pain and sulked...
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As they got to the party. They noticed they were early. No one had arrived yet. Odd smiled. "Great! No lines for the high dive!" Meanwhile ulrich was still whimpering over the pain of his privates being constantly crushed...in fact the area around his privates were starting to go blue do to lack of circulation. The other two boys not suffering from the curse of a "large size", comfortably went about their day. And dragged ulrich to the top of the high dive. "Stand back gentleman, watch a pro in action." Smiled odd as he dose a cheeky dance for a warm up. Big finish. Thought odd as he did a little back flip followed by a splits-
RIP!
Odd's eye's popped out in horror as he watched his speedo split in two, the pieces began to fall away off the board- Frantically, Odd snatched at them. Not only did he miss, but snatching at them had made him lose his balance. Causing him to fall off the board. Desperate, Odd grabbed the nearest thing for support-
RIP!
Which also happened to be Jeremy's speedo. Jeremy in turn lost his equilibrium as he was pulled down by odd. And both boys fell naked into the pool...just as people started to arrive...
Ulrich barely had time to blink! It happened so fast! However, he wasn't going to question his luck. He was ditching the party before something inevitably happened to him! His speedo was hanging by a thread as it is! As he was about to climb down, he saw Yumi entering the pool ground. Ulrich frowned, he hadn't known Yumi was com- And that's when Yumi took off her bathrobe. Revealing her bikini. Ulrich Blushed. Wow. Thought an amorous ulrich as he took it in-
RIP!
Ulrich stared dumbly as his stiffie ripped his speedo in two. Hearing someone coming up, and having no other options. He jumped in the pool, where he immediately joined Jeremy in drowning Odd...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
A sorta, kinda sub-example of my "POP-GOES-THE-ED "...debatably my CODE: DELETE challenge too, for more info. On this and other challenges. Go to my profile!
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