Hey everyone!!!! This is my latest offering, about a problem-page all the Superstars write into to discuss their 'problems'. If anyone has any ideas or wants me to do a particular Superstar just let me know and I'll see what I can do
Dear Uncle Mick,
I can't believe that I'm writing to one of these stupid problem pages but here goes…
Uncle Mick, I
need your help. Ever since I became friends with this guy I have wanted to dance.
Uncle Mick, if you knew me you would know that I do NOT dance!
But every time he puts these sunshades on me it feels like I'm another person.
All I want to do is dance and as I said before, I do not
dance!
Uncle Mick you
HAVE to help me!
From A. Lethal
Weapon
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Dear A. Lethal Weapon,
My-my, it DOES sound
like you are suffering from a serious problem but don't worry I know exactly
what you need to get – a personality transplant!!
No, seriously
though, all you seem to be suffering from is a slightly severe-r then normal
case of Toocoolitis. This is a much more common condition then one would think.
However, while in most people it does not cause any side-effects, it does for
you because the illness differs so much from your everyday life. Most people
would be happy to get up and dance in front of a crowd and Toocoolitis simply
increases this feeling; why aren't you Lethal???
Unfortunately, there is
no cure for Toocoolitis, you've gotta let it run its course. In the long run,
it normally does not cause any permanent damage to its patients. In your case
however, I hope that it DOES so that you would stop being so boring!!
Have A Nice Day!!!
Uncle Mick