Author's Note: Well then, my first AU. The designs for the outfits are based off of this drawing in-which I don't own: art/DaveJade-AU-361435446 I'm not even sure if I'm aloud to post links on here. Anyway, I'm deeply sorry if Dave is a bit OC hes hard to wright. I don't own these characters or that picture, they belong to Andrew Hussie and Night of Void.
Prolog.
My name is Dave Strider, a member of the royal house of Time against the rebellion againstthe tyrant Lord English that haunted the eastern lands of Derse where there was stereotype fucking galore, claiming it was a land full of killers, thieves, and other bandits. Though most of them are complete and utter bullshit. My sister Rose Lalonde was recruited as a royal seer to the Prospit royalty, the White Queen. It was rare for a Dersian to be sent to their rival kingdom of Prospit though it was a gift of peace or something shitty like that since she attempted to take down one of the main villainous bastards here, Jack Noir, though was almost killed in the process.
Anyway, I'm highest ranks for a Derse rebel not counting my badass bro who is like the godly prince of flirting. If you think I'm joking you should just see how many chicks come crawling to his feet every night even though most of them are drunk off of their own spiked wine. That was one of the two Rogues of Derse, Roxy who is cool I guess though a bit drunk most of the time. Fuck a bit shes normally drunk off her own god damn ass. He got the legit title of Prince after defeating one Lord English's main server, Her Imperial Condescension. Who was like part fish or some shit.
I'm was friends with several Prospit people such as their own heir John Egbert who had the legit worst taste in plays though you guess with such a shitty bard who only honks is the closest thing to entertainment. Meanwhile my bard is simply a cool guy, a bit desperate though a wicked taste in music though you always beat his sorry fishy ass. Then there is Jade Harley, damn I haven't talked to her since we were kids. We would always spar against each other though she won with her magical shit since she somehow inherited some magical abilities that put the old prince to shame and even my own sister who was a master at dark arts.
Anyway enough with the shitty Disney storytelling shit. Let's get this motherfucker on the road, what ever the hell Disney is.
Start the damn story all ready