Brittney's Holdup

Simon and Jeanette exited the bedroom holding hands and smiling. As they walked by, Alvin stared at Brittney.

"You see? Simon and Jeanette have done it. Hell, even Theodore. Theodore got laid before me. I'm the last of us to get it, Britt. What is your problem?"

"I don't have a problem! Maybe if you stopped asking me every minute of every day you'd get it!"

"Do you like torturing me, Britt? Is that it? You know you can't hold it back forever. Sooner or later you'll give in."

"Right now Alvin, I'm more likely to give myself up to Simon than to you. If I were you Alvin, I would shut up and leave me alone!"

He waited for Brittney to leave the room before turning away and screaming.

"That bitch! She knows I want it. She needs to get a grip…"

Overhearing his yelling, Theodore entered the room.

"Alvin? Are you okay?"

"No, I'm not okay. Brittney is denying me the joy of sex, Theo. I need it!"

"I can see why. It is fun…oh yeah, is it fun….."

"Theo! Snap out of it. We're talking about me here, not you."

Wanting to have some fun, Theo started to tease his brother.

"Of course we're talking about me. I'm the one of the two of us that's actually done it. You have nothing to talk about. What's wrong? A malfunction in the equipment?"

"Theo, don't make me…"

"Do what? You don't have the balls to do it."

"That's it!"

Alvin pounced at his brother, hitting him square in the face. Theodore retaliated with a strong hit of his own, knocking Alvin down and causing his nose to bleed.

"Sorry, but you kinda deserved it Theo. You shouldn't tease me like that."

"I honestly did not mean to hit you that hard. Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'll be fine. The blood matches my red shirt perfectly. For now, could you leave me alone?"

"Sure. See you later Alvin."

While Alvin was busy trying to stop his bleeding nose, Brittney was watching the tv. Eleanor decided to join her a few minutes later.

"Eleanor, maybe you can help me. I want to do it with Alvin, but for some reason I just can't bring myself to do it. I chicken out every time."

"Here's what Theodore and I did. He sat up in his bed with a small bow around his… well, you know. Then he said 'Hey Ele, why don't you unwrap THIS present?"

"How would that help me? Girls don't have one of those."

"Tie it around your waist, with the bow right on your-"

"I get it, Ele. Thank you. Maybe Jeanette can help me too."