First-Disclaimer, it obvious what I do and do not own
secondly- I wrote this with Dragonview and Truth Dawns in Fire Were planning to do a more...realistic one called Running with Vigilance but while trying to write the first chapter this popped into my head and I Im-ed them and they agreed that it is mildly funny and shouldn't just go to the recycling bin!
So my master bought me from my ex-master for 500 Septims. Nobody said anything to me I just magically knew that I should follow her. We delivered some meat to the Jarl and I figured that my master was just some messenger. She did a ton of stuff for the people of Markarth smithed some stuff and generally just talked a lot. Next we went for a trip in the country. When we were attacked by forsworn, my master ran away. But apparently I don't run away and I ended up facing the two by myself! Then I found master and we continued on our little trip, a trip where master ran away from everything and I killed it without receiving a single word of thanks. That's my master who barley can tell be ten words.
After about two days traveling straight, my master doesn't eat anything, or sleep, or change clothes, my master runs around helping people and spending gold on houses! What does she need houses for and don't the Jarl's know that she is already a thane? Is there not some rule against that? Anyway after about two days there was a really loud roar. Apparently dragons had returned to Skyrim. What are the odds right? So being the good dog I was I ran and attacked it, thus drawing its attention to me and my master. My master seemed a little upset about that. Master ended up hitting me with a sword a few times as well. But it's just a sword right? No harm right, why in oblivion would I attack her? Even if she did kill me and her last save was a few hours ago and we had to go through it all again.
After visiting just about every city my master was involved in every guild. Who is involved in every guild? Doesn't that seem a little strange? But no, not to Vigilance it's not. It is perfectly normal and nobody says a thing about it. On our way to this tiny town, Falkreath the guard comes up and says some stuff to my master. But the only things I can understand are Wait here, Go back home, Dog and Follow me. My master set back down the road and we ran into this dog. But he talked. Why can't I talk? I guess I have to blame daddy Bethesda for that and all the modders out there. Not that I know what modeers are. So we set out to this place and while headed there I may have accidently pushed master off a cliff. We had to go pick up talking dog again and master seemed pretty upset but she still takes me every were.
The next big event was when master disappeared for a while, she does that a lot and when she came back I couldn't die, stupid mod. You see his prompted her to set me against everything. Even dragons, why should she help when she has an invincible dog, who attacks everything. In fact I'm such a good dog that when we pass forts and bandit camp sites I will go and attack even if they have not attacked me and don't know we are there. Hopefully master has saved recently but she always forgets. Like that time she killed Alduin but then she fell of a rock that was just a little too high and her last save was five quests before.
Now the two of us cross the country of Skyrim fighting dragons and bandits clearing the world of all evil! Or at least I do and she hides behind a rock. How did she become the leader of the companions? Or the Dragonborn, or thane of every single city and pretty much friends with everyone even though she is a professional assassin. Although she just found a dog called Meeko. Maybe I'm about to be set free, no more doggie treats for dragons.