Summary: The Weasly twins are in their 5th year when a potion accident turns Snape 13. No Slash! AU,ooc!Snape
A/N: Well this story idea came to me while I was serving detention! (IRONICALLY) Feel free to compliment, criticize, and comment!
Chapter 1: I'm…I'm 13!
Today was the last day for the students. They would be leaving for the Christmas holiday tomorrow. Sadly nothing can ever be so calm.
The potion master lifted his head only to find two identical red-heads snickering at the back of the class room. The man swiftly made his way back.
"Messrs Weasly what do you think your doing?"
Together they looked up displaying innocent faces.
"…You're…"
"…Assingment…"
"…Professor…"
"…Snape…"
They finished each other's sentences as if they knew what each was thinking. The potion teacher snarled at their lack of manners. "I assure you Wealsys what you are brewing is not what I assigned!" Raising his voice slightly.
"…Oh but it is…"
"…Sir…"
Truthfully the two pranksters are making a gender-bender potion to sneak into Ron's pumpkin juice and they weren't going to let the overgrown bat ruin it!
George happily picked up a hand full of butterfly wings while Fred picked a hand full of tarantula legs. They simultaneously threw them in the cauldron. "Weaslys stop!" It was too late by then.
Snape looked in horror as the cauldron started to bubble over. It then suddenly explodes sending both twins and professor flying to the front of the room.
The room gasped and fell silent. Moments passed and the twins picked each other off the floor. A soft groan was heard as the professor picked himself off of the floor.
The class looked in horror and the read-heads let out muffled laughs.
"20 points from gryffindor, for your lack of intelligence!" A high pitched voice filled the room. Snape stared at the class in horror. Did I just say that? And with that voice!
He looked down and found that his robes were oversized on him.
Silence filled the room.
"Everyone get out! Weaslys follow me!" His voice seem to echo in the room. After ten minutes of adjusting his clothes, cursing, and threats they made it to the headmaster's office.
"Ah boys what can I help you with?" The man said as he popped a lemon drop in his mouth.
"Headmaster I demand these boys get expelled!" A short boy pointing his finger at the much taller twins.
"And who might you be?" The headmaster asked in and amused tone. The boy in slytherin green robes looked at him in disbelief.
"You know bloody well who I am! I'm Severus Snape!" He spat, echoing through the room. "Ah Severus it's been a while since I've seen you like that!"
"Those boys turned me into an unstable, emotional, idiotic teenager!" He whined still pointing his finger.
"…No we…"
"…didn't…"
"…he accused us…"
"…of not doing his…"
"…assignment…"
A twinkle in the headmaster's eye sent a shiver down the three youths…er...three and a half.
"Well until we can find an exact reversal potion the Wealsys will look after you." The three gasped. "Oh and of course they will NOT be permitted to leave your side." The headmaster popped another lemon drop in his mouth.
"What! This is outrageous! I will not be babysat by a two idiot gryffindors!"
"HEY!" the twins yelled! "Well we don't want to either! Plus we can't just bring a SLYTHERIN to the GRYFFINDOR dormitory!And what about going home!"
The headmaster let out a soft smile. "That can be arranged. I'll tell Molly that you have to stay for remedial potions .You three can have a room all to yourselves in one of the towers. I also think the young Weaslys can help you get your teenage emotions and other 13-yearold feelings controlled."
"Headmaster!" All three whined. "Well off you go now my boys!And good luck!"
One twin was on each side of Sevreus." "Well sevikinss!"
"Don't call me that! 5 points from gryffindor!" George laughed. "You can't do that you're not a professor your just a kid!"
Sevikinss! My life is going to be a living hell! I have to spend it with these two thunderhe… The train of thought was interrupted by loud yelling.
"Potter when will you learn how to respect your superiors!" An arrogant blond spat. A bushy haired girl (most likely Hermione) intervened. "The day you learn to respect yours!"
"How dare you! You filthy little mu…"
"Finish that sentence and you will be serving three months of detention !" A high pitched voice yelled out daring anyone to say "that" word.
Everyone turned to see who had just stopped Malfoy. Draco walked up to the brat who had just stopped him. "Who do you think you are brat!"
The twins put their arms in front of their professor. "If you must know, he is professor Snape and he is our responsibility!" The four gasped.
"Oi! Why exactly are you taking care of him?" Another red head asked. Fred gave a wide smile.
"…Well Ronikinss. We had an accident…"
"…So now this brat is our responsibility…"
Gorge ruffled the boy's hair. "Professor?" Draco asked very bewildered.
"Yes it's true." Two muffled laughs were heard followed by someone clearing their throat.
The trio walked passed by the twins and Ron shot them a good-luck-face. Malfoy slowly backed away. "Um well I…uh…have to go." With that the blond left.
Snape noticed George was petting his head like a kitten that needs attention. He was starting to submit to the attention. Wait no! What the fuck! I don't like this!
Snape shoved his hand away. George smirked. "I swear I thought you were enjoying that sevikinss!" "Was not!" Pouted the boy.
Fred let out a loud laugh. "Ha you're starting act just like a kid!"
The laughter was interrupted by a loud POP! The loud noise scared Severus causing him to fall back on his arse.
"Oh sorry dobby is not meant to bother. Dumbldore say to take to your room." Gorge looked at Dobby. "M'kay we'll follow you in a minute."
Fred walked up to the boy still on the floor. He squatted down to his size. "You okay? Not hurt are you? His voice was soft with a bit of concern.
Severus looked up being surprised of what he was just asked.
He suddenly felt being picked up "Whaa! Put me down! Put me down!" He swung his feet in the air. "Weasly!"
"Alright! Gosh! Oh and call me George!"
"NO like I'll be able to tell you apart!" Fred laughed. "In time…in time you will."
They silently walked to their room until they came across a portrait of a middle aged woman.
"Well dobby leaves here!" With a pop he left.
The portrait looked down at them. "Make up a password."
"Weaslys I'll do…" "Nope" George covered Snapes mouth. "I know!" Fred was anxious to say it.
"Funny Giggling Snakes!" The portrait sighed. "Very well" As she let them in.
"What the hell was that! What sort of password is that!" Fred was trying to explain but Severus wouldn't listen. "Alright mister!" George finally let lose. "Listen up or you'll…you'll be grounded!"
Severus flinched at how the Weasly boy just yelled. He decided to shut up and listen.
"Alright now let me explain." Fred sat on the bed. "I think the password is perfect-no listen!" The boy's mouth closed quickly. "I wanted the password to be something that all three would like. Funny and Giggling is what George and I do. A Snake is what represents you. No shut up listen dammit! Also The letters F ,G ,and S represent our names."
"You're free to change the password if you want." A voice across the room yelled.
Sev absentmindedly walked up to Fred "Did you really care so much that you put something about me?" His voice was soft and it had rejection but a bit of…hope?
Fred grabbed his shoulders. "Of course we want to everyone to be happy!" Fred used two fingers to have Sev's eyes meet his. "That includes you Sevikinss!"
He blinked a couple of times. "D…don't call me that! And the password is fine!"
"Oi! Fred let the kid sleep it's past his bed time!" "M'kay"
"Wait where are you two going to sleep?" George and Fred locked arms. "On the floor, you can sleep on the bed."
Everything was set up the twins were asleep on the floor. Severus stared ant the ceiling.
He let out a soft smile. "Stupid…thunderhead…gryffindors…" Was the last thing he said drifting of to sleep.
A/N:Right ell end of chapter one! Chapter two will be out soon. Hate it or love it.
Personally I liked it but hey that's just me! *laughes*