A/N Hi there! This is like one of the first one shots I've done, so it's probably rubbish. Anyway this is an idea me and my friend Jen thought up in biology...we have way too much free time. Oh I do not own own any of the Twilight characters...Stephenie Meyer does. Well enjoy!

Jen walked into the living room and threw herself down on the sofa, while sighing. "I'm bored Fran, we've been in this house for 3 days because of the snow!" she whined.

"You wanna play a practical joke on someone?" Fran not normally the one to suggest such things grinned evilly from the other side of the room, where she was on Farmville.

"Yeah! Who? Ooh can we prank Rachel?" Jen bounced up and down excitedly.

"We pranked Rachel the last time; we need a new victim…" She started scrolling through her Facebook friends. "Ahah! Edward Cullen."

"But he can read our thoughts?" Jen looked confused.

"Remember that song I taught you the other day, the really annoying one?"

"I love that song! But…but…what's that got to do with anything?!" Jen started humming the song, only to have Fran throw a pillow off her.

"WE sing it in our heads then he's not going to know what we are doing!" Fran turned the laptop off and swivelled her chair around, like the villains from James Bond.

"Fran why are you stroking a tin of paint?" Jen asked.

"We are going to paint Edward's Volvo pink, and while you are getting wrong for it, I steal his Vanquish." The evil grin returned to Fran's face.

"You are a genius! Hang on, he might kill me."

"Have you heard how annoying that Bella girl is? He hasn't killed her yet you know with all her 'clumsiness' and 'aversion to presents'!"

"Good point, but you will come back for me right?" Jen smiled hopefully to Fran.

"Of course, who else would I have to prank friends with?"

Evil Plan Stage 1

"I can't believe we managed to sneak in here, I mean I would have thought Alice would have seen us." Jen whispered.

"Well of course she has, but Edward broke her last pair of Louboutins last week and she's still angry. You singing the song?"

"Yep, now let's get to work." Fran and Jen started painting the Volvo as quick as they could. In no time it was bright pink, with daisy stickers on the back of it. Fran started making her way towards the Vanquish when Edward burst through the door.

"Seriously who is singing that stupid song?!" Edward looked really angry; maybe he'll kill Bella, two birds with one stone. Oh I made a funny! Swan is a bird and Bella's last name is Swan…anyway.

"ME!" Jen jumped up from behind the car. "You like the paint job?!"

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CAR?!" Edward lunged towards Jen.

Evil Plan Stage 2

Fran had managed to hot wire the car, with help from yahoo answers of course! As soon as the engine spurred into life, Edward's head whipped over to the Vanquish.

"Oops." Fran reversed out of the garage, as fast as she could. While Edward was distracted Jen ran and climbed into the car.

"Go! Go! Go! Fran drive like there's a sale on at Toys R' Us!" Jen screamed. Fran accelerated and started making her way down the driveway and down the road leading out of the Cullen Estate. "Fran he's running alongside the car!"

"Don't worry Jen I have a plan!" She started speeding towards the border, and skidded over the line that one of the wolves had drawing in chalk. Edward stopped and swore at them, he must have been working hard because his glitter was running of his face.

"Damn you Jen and Fran!"

A/N To be continued……. Or not give me 5 reviews and I might just prank another character.