Wii Fit Trainer's Farting Problem
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: That's right, the new female Wii Fit Trainer that's playable in the new upcoming Smash Bros games is now getting this treatment... because why not? Super Smash Bros finally has a new female, that makes for great fresh material! And to make things easier, the Wii Fit Trainer will mostly be referred to as WFT, because it's easier to shorten it than type the whole thing over and over.
The human, white skinned, blue clothed female Wii Fit Trainer (from Wii Fit, obviously) was doing some push ups outside of the ridiculously overused Super Smash Bros Mansion located at the elevated grounds of the infamously reused Hyrule Temple as Princess Peach Toadstool, Princess Zelda, and Samus Aran in her zero suit all watched, with Samus and Princess Peach being jealous as Zelda was entranced.
"Wow... the Wii Fit Trainer really knows how to keep that body in shape," Zelda commented, holding her hands together.
Peach scoffed as she shook her head, folding her arms together. "Ooh, I'm not impressed! So she has a flat, well exercised body, but her butt can't produce music like me!" She then lifted the back of her pink dress, her pink panties revealed as she farted loudly, her bassy gas being heard all across the sky.
Samus sighed as she turned to Peach, shaking her head. "Do you have to rip them, Peach? Can't you just be a normal girl and contain them?" She then accidentally let a toot slip, her right eye twitching as Peach and Zelda giggled.
Wii Fit Trainer stopped doing push ups as she stood up, facing the three girls and folding her arms. "So, I see that you girls are prepping your butt cheeks, huh?"
Peach stood up as she proudly placed her hands on her hips. "Yeah! What do you know?"
Wii Fit Trainer turned around, to reveal her toned big butt in the tight yoga pants, with Peach, Zelda, and Samus gasping in shock. Suddenly, Wii Fit Trainer farted loudly, her butt cheeks jiggling from her raunchy flatulence as her black colored yoga pants got tighter. Peach's eyes widened as she felt moist, with Zelda and Samus dropping their jaws in disbelief, both of them simultaneously farting in shock, with neither of their farts as deep pitched as the WFT's tuba toot or Peach's powerful poot.
"I make sure my farts are balanced with my spirit," WFT stated as she placed both of her hands on her butt, letting out another earth shattering fart as she stood up to Peach. "I guess you should make your gas blasts fit before contending with me."
Peach fumed with rage as she shook her fists, with Wii Fit Girl proceeding to stretch her arms as Zelda and Samus glanced at each other, both stunned.
"Looks like Peach has new competition for the gassiest Smash Bros character," Samus pinpointed as she raised her right hand.
Zelda held her hands together down on her dress as she gulped. "Gosh... this situation doesn't look like it's going to pass gas well..." She regarded, with Wii Fit Trainer farting loudly again.