Boredom
I don't own any thing except the plot
I'm bored Kit thought.
I'm really, really bored Kit thought again
So bored I really can't believe it Kit mused.
Let's face it, today was the most boring day of Kit's life. At home. Raining cats and dogs literally and figuratively. Nita, Dairine and Mr. Callahan were staying at a relative's house in California. Probably sunny there. Nita had gone to San Luis Obispo County, shopping, beach, Cambria, wine tasting, elephant seal watching, Hearst Castle… Little did his bored brain know that San Luis Obispo County was finally getting some rain this year. Of course, there were options
Options from his mom
"You could try cleaning your room, or the house if you are so bored."
Kit considered the mop his mom held out towards him, and ran
Options from his dear, dear sister
"A manicure would be nice." said Carmela.
"A manicure? For a guy?" Kit said hardly believing his sister.
"Of course not nino."
Kit scratched his head. "Then for who?"
"Me, I've been meaning to try out this new passion peach nail polish I bought."
Kit ran.
Options from his Dad
"Would you like to help me figure out these bills?"
"Isn't that math?" asked Kit.
"Sure is. I see you have an A in math."
Kit ran.
Options from Ponch
"You get me some blue food. That's always good."
"Ponch, why would I go all the way to the CROSSINGS, just to get you some blue food?"
"Because your bored."
Kit thought about about it… and ran.
Now Kit had all the lint picked off his socks, read the newspaper twice, put his books in alphabetical order, and was seriously considering giving his sister that manicure. Then a thought came to him. Why don't I imagine something?
A million miles away in California… The celebrity writer/actor/singer/explorer/famous scientist/entrepenour/artist/top model/butt kicking/popular Loha (hey a girl can dream) … was bored too, and was writing a fan fiction because she was so bored she had to talk about someone else being bored. The end.
Well that was boring Kit thought.