Chapter One: mean girls is fetch and apparently math isn't
"Highschool.. Huh.."
Now, it is safe to assume that Bilbo Baggins was completely against the idea of actually going to an actual high school.
He was perfectly content with being homeschooled, but his mother, belladonna, said that he should get "Socialized"
Which was obviously a reference to "Mean Girls".. Which is totally girly and no self respecting teenage male would...
Who was he kidding... Bilbo loved that movie.
Anyway... As he stood in front of his new-and-completely-unnecessary-school, he sighed and cursed that convenient and clever reference. Adjusting his backpack strap, he walked towards the door, hating the 'you must wear shoes at ALL TIMES!" rule and his sandals.
He walked into the school, attempting to avoid crowds of people, and found his locker. (He had his schedule and locker already, thank god) he dumped his stuff in it, and set off to find his first class,(once the bell rang) which was math...
And incredibly dull and not memorable at all. You probably know how math is if you go to Public school.
So when the bell rang he was actually happy to get to his second period, much to his surprise. He liked math, but that was unbearable...