I was sitting on the couch with my dear husband when I smelled that mutt coming.

'What is that mutt doing here?' I hissed to myself. I looked up and I saw him standing in the doorway... looking nervous. Which made me suspicious.

Emmett wrapped an arm around me. 'Take it easy,' he whispered in my ear. 'If you ignore him than he will ingore you too. Please, don't pick up a fight now,' I rolled my eyes and Emmett kissed me on the cheek.

I peeked at that dog and saw him share a glance with Edward, who sat in a chair. Reading of course. I looked back but I swear I thought that I saw Edward nodding at Jacob. Things were getting weird. Too weird.

Jacob sighed nervous. 'Rosalie?' he asked with a stuffy voice. My eyes widened and I looked surprised up. First of all, why did he look so tensed? Second, he never called me Rosalie before. Just Blondie or Leech or something stupid like that.

'What?' I snapped at him. I couldn't help it, his smell was too disgusting. I felt Emmett tightening his grip on me. I took his free hand and squeezed it lightly.

'I... I have to tell you something,' Jacob looked pained at me.

This time I answered softer. There was something, because he never talked to me like that. If he was serious, then I would act serious too.

'What do you want to tell me?' I asked him. I looked curious at him. Emmett seemed curious too because he looked with a weird face at Jacob.

'I...' Jacob closed his eyes. His hands were balded in fists. 'I think I imprinted on you,' he said softly. He looked down.

I gasped. 'You did WHAT?' Emmett and I t yelled at the same time. Emmett flew up and was immediately in front of Jacob.

Jacob walked slowly back. 'This isn't something I can choose, it just happened,' he defended himself. I wanted to say something but somebody was faster.

'You damn dog imprinted on my wife?' Emmett yelled. His hands were in fist and before I could blink I heard Jacob scream.

'You broke my nose!' he wailed. His hands covered his nose. He looked with a painful face at the two of us.

'THE HELL I DID!' Emmett screamed and suddenly Jacob flyed towards the river.

'Stop it!' I heard Edward from behind me. 'Listen to m...' Edward couldn't finish his sentence because Emmett ran to the river where Jacob was soaking in.

'You imprinted on me?' I shrieked. 'From all the womenon this earth you have to imprint on me? You stupid, disgusting beast!' I followed Emmett who pinned the now wet Jacob on a tree.

Jacob was breathing heavily as Emmett had broken some of his ribs. 'Let me explain!' Jacob tried. 'Pl...' Jacob screamed again when Emmett punched him in the face.

'I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, MUTT!' Emmett screamed in his face. 'YOU imprinted on MY wife so you're so DEAD!' Emmett growled. 'You stay away from her! I'll kill you!'

Suddenly Jacob fell onto the ground. Edward, Jasper and Bella were holding the furious Emmett.

'Bro, calm down!' Edward shouted at him. 'Let him explain, please!'

Emmett and I growled at the same time. 'It's obvious Edward. Jacob imprinted on me, what do you want more?' I snarled at him. Anger was taking me over, but nobody was as livid as Emmett. 'Do you re...'

'IT'S ONE APRIL!' Jacob interrupted me furious. Emmett and I gasped at the same time.

'What did you say?' Emmett asked with a low but cold voice.

'It's one April,' Jacob replied softer now. His eyes narrowed. 'It was a damn joke. It's April Fools' Day!'

Oops.

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Hahaha, I think that's kind of funny. Jacob and Edward wanted to irritate Rosalie on fool's day.
Let's say that Jacob has a broken nose, three broken ribs, broken jaw and more.

I hope you liked it!