I was trying to get to Edward's house as fast as I could.But I already had a feeling it was to late.He left.Again.I was reading his letter over and over again in my mind.

Dear Bella!

I love you so much.But I have to say something that I say to you every freakin' day because I don't have actual personality

I'M DANGEROUS!

I'm sorry Bella.I am going to Transilvania where I can rape village women that don't have any emotional issues like you do.

OK CYA! I'll be back in a year and then we will have this same conversation all over again.

LUV YOU! Edward

How could he do this to me. Again. After all those years.How long was it?Six years. It's almost as long as high school.I have to get him back.I have to make him stay with me forever so we can have vampire babies and grow old together.Well...so I can grow old...together...or whatever.

I finally arrived at his house.It was empty.They left.There was a note on front door waiting for me.I read it.

DEAR BELLA.FEED THE CAT.

''They have a cat?'' I asked myself as I looked around searching for any sign of life.I threw the note on the floor stomped on it a bit and started walking home.

While I was trying to catch my breath while after a long walk home I asked myself:''Why didn't I take the car?''

I opened the front door.''Bells,is that you?'' I heard Charlie's familiar voice.I looked at his chair and there he was.Making out with Billy.Jakob was sitting across them taking notes,his eyes wide open.

''Hey Bella!'' Billy said when he got his head out of Charlie's mouth.'''How was school?'' He asked.

''Aren't you dead or something?'' I said ''And I don't have school.It's summer.''

''Yeah whatever you little crackwhore!'' He said and attacked Charlie again.

I ran up the stairs,got into my room and slammed the door.I started doing my homework because I have to be a roll model to every little goth bitch that's reading this crap and make them believe if they do their homework they will meet a sexy vampire and get married to him.

Months past and another school year began.After seven years you really get to meet your classmates.Even though I'm still wondering Why am I going to high school for seven years?

Jessica was bitching about her summer and Mike was horny as hell so I had to take a LOOONG bathroom break with him.But it's OK! I got money for that.And some crack.

I got out of the bathroom counting money.''Thanks Mikey!'' I shouted.

''No prob!'' I heard Mike's stoned voice.I was so distracted with counting money that I didn't notice a dark figure coming my way.But because I'm so perfectly stupid I'm going to bump him and it will open a whole new storyline for the next chapter.

Don't change that channel because BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLA... I mean TWILIGHT is coming right back!