1. Steal his hair tie and say Lee did it because Gai thought it wasn't ' i youthful /i enough
2. Take and destroy all the clothing he has.
3. 'Accidentally dye the only outfit you happened to save a bright neon pink.
4. Video tape the results and be sure to post it on as many things as you can.
5. Decide that posting it everywhere isn;t nearly enough and sell it on E-bay for as little as possible 6. Tell him you found the video on e-bay, and it was only sold for 5 cents.
7. Switch his shampoo with a mixture of peace juice and honey.
8. Laugh hysterically when the bee's won't leave him alone.
9. Wait about a month then sneak in with out getting killed; and bleach him precious hair to match his white eyes 10. Hide in his closet, then when he's just about asleep jump on him and ask him when he's planning on coming out of the closet.
11. When he glares at you, which I know he will, just say that it's obvious that he is. What with his silky hair and flawless skin.
12. Tell him Haku's hair is prettier then his.
13. If he has a break down post it on youtube, if not I HIGHLY suggest that you run.
14. Then begin to compare him to Haku.
15. Randomly glomp him screaming "Barbie!"
16. After you've finished 15 burst in to Barbie girl in a really girly, whiny voice.
17. Find anything with a bell, Kakashi's bells work really well for this, and put that on before proceeding to follow him around EVERYWHERE. Except the bathroom, and whenever another Hyuga male walks by squeak and latch on to Neji's arm tightly and whisper "Master-sama! He's scary!" Just loud enough for said male to hear.
18. Set up a small shrine, dedicated to all that is happy and fun.
19. Set it up in his now empty closet, tell him that he should use it more often.
20. Tell him that not everything revolves around destiny. Proceed to list thing that don't. Such as pizza, candy, chocolate, your shoesâetc.