An: dis is ma first stowie in eva so pls i hope u all lyle it. Tell me if i can improve on anythin becuz ima thinkin of mazoring in writin in college wen i grew up! Thx everyone!

Ma, ima goin to da store to buy milk for our cows!' Rory, whos 16 yrs old, shouted behind her as she lef the howse.

'Aight, peeps!' Lorelai, whos middle aged, shouted bak at her from the back yard where she was milkin the cows bipple. She wiped her forehead because milkin a cows nipple for milk for her and rory to drink every morning was a tirin job.

rory shut the stray door behind her and slipped down the street outside her house. As she skipped, she saw a lime figure in the distance. It looked like jess. He wore a cowboy hat and blue trousers up to his waist. The trousers were too short on the end and so it showed his pink socks that he wore with low black boots.

Rory tot he looked hawt. she waved her arms and sang. 'Jesssssss! Jessss! Ova 'ere!'

Jess, whos 17 yrs old, looked up from the can of chciken breast and turkey tigh soup he was holdin and waved back at rory. 'Omg rory! didnt expect to see u here! Heck yeah!' He twirled in his spot and gave her a salut.

rory giggled and ran up to him, picking him up into her arms and snugglin him like a bunny. 'Did ya miss me, poo?'

jess giggled 'put me down, ho'

rory laughed and put him down.

'where u goin to rory?' Jess tucked the chicken breast and turkey tigh soup under his armpit and put a finga on his chin. He is deep in tot.

'aie, silly goose, ima goin to da store to buy my mom and i cows milk!' Rory grabbed jess hand and held it. She pulled him down the road. 'Cum wif me'

jess wailed at her. 'But im givin this to lorelai.' He held up his chicken breast and turkey tigh soup in his hands and pointed to it for rory to see.

'o!'She looked at the can and put her finger to her chin. she is deep is tpt. 'wat dis?'

'its chicken's breast and turkey's tigh soup, ho.' Jess grinned proudly. He made it wif his own chicken and turkey just this moning! He remembered himself pluckin the chicken and takin out the boobs. Then he plucked the turkey and took out the legs. He even fed the turkey butt to his dog Luke. His dog luke is named after his uncle luke becuz he loves his luke now.

Rory frowned then a light bub went on on her hair! 'O i go wif u to see lorelai then we go to da store to get milk for my mom and is cows to drink tgt?' Rory suggested.

'bingo that is good idea. Heck yeah!' Jess was happy and twirled around.

Together they went holdingg hands to lorelais house. It was a barn filled with hay and cows.

'lorelai!' Jess opened the door and shouted

'ma!' Rory followed and shouted

'waddup peeps?' Lorelai came into the room with a bucket of milk. There was milk splashed on her jean overalls and even some got on her breasts.

Jess looked at lorelais milky breasts and remembered thr chicken breast soup. He held it to her. 'I brought u soup from my chickens and turkeys. Its chicken breast and turkey tigh soup. I plucked the chicken and turley miself' he looked and licked his mouth because the tot made him thirsty. He stared at the bucket of milk in lorelais hands and the milk on her breast.

'u thirsty poo?' Rory asked jess. 'U can drink some of my ma's milk.' She grabbed the bucket and poor jess a cup.

'Heck yeah!' Jess took the cup and twirled in his spot. He thirstily drank it.

'now lets go to da store my cows need milk!' Rory said impatiently, she was impatient.

'i want to stay here with lorelai!' Jess was crying.

Aight poo i'll miself then!' Rory stomped out the door.

'Luke i want to buy sum milk for ma cows pls.' Rory pulled out the dried cow skin she had left in her pockets that lorelai gave her to buy things like milk for their cows.

'okay. ere ya go, poogie' luke, whos middle aged (the human not dog), passed rory two jugs of 'cows milk for cows'. It was what u fed your cows in their town. They all had to buy it from luke.

'Tank ya, siR!' Rory saluted him. 'Do ya want to come ova later for some cheese and milk?'

luke says. 'Aight, peeep. I'll even bring ma lamb meat and sum wool.'

'Dear cows and cows milk! Lamb meat! We wud luv ya!' Rory squealed.'jess is ova at ma house now and hes got chicken breast and turkey tigh soup! We can have a feast!'

'dat sounds like lamb on pastures! I'll be there after i close da store.' Luke clapped his chest.

'aightt, sir. see ya!' Rory saluted and walked out the store.

'see ya, poogie!' Luke called after her. he thought abt the lambs he will clipped tonight and kill for meat to bring to the party at lorelais. It'll be fun.

An: dats it for today! I need to sleep! R ya excited abt the partyyy at lorelais?! Cud u tell this was a western?! telll me is it good?