It was good to be home after being away for so long. Though I wanted Bella to see all of Europe as a human before she was changed. Im sure that two months seemed even longer to her than it had to me. I was driving up our long drive way to see the house had all the lights on and music was blasting. Bella was awoken by how loud it was.

"What's going on Edward?" she rubbed her eyes trying in vain to rub the sleep away.

"I have absolutely no idea Bella." I shook my head. The house was never this loud at three in the morning. Our flight had gotten in three hours ago. Bella got out of the car and walked lazily towards me. She manged to trip twice on nothing. I chuckled and she glared at me. I kissed her on the head and we began walking towards the house. What ever I thought was going to happen when I opened the door this was not it. In the middle of our living room was Jasper in his uniform, Alice in a pixie lingerie, Rose in some red panty set, Esme in a sexy nurse out fit and Carlisle in his doctors out fit, Emmett in his boxers and some random blonde girl in her bra jumping on the couch. They were all listening to some song about kissing girls.

"What in gods name is going on!?" I screamed. Alice started laughing and ran over to embrace me and Bella. Then the blonde girl ran over and hugged us too.

"Holy jahma llama you must be Edward and Bella I thought they were kidding when they said you were in love with a human looks like they weren't well she's really pretty and if I do say so my self she does smell rather good." She ran over and bounced on the couch some more. My eyes widened that girl was a vampire? She was only about fifteen.

"And you are?" I asked walking toward her.

"Im Layla and I suppose you're my new big brother." She laughed.

"Um..." I tried to think on what to say next.

"Edward allow me to explain." Carlisle said walking toward me.

"Please do."

"I found Layla working as one of my nurses. I was nervous she would harm one of my patients when she informed me she was very practiced and actually has the highest resistance to human blood. She only ate animals since the day she was turned. She was just there to have fun for the day... Don't ask me the child is strange. Any how she doesn't have coven. She agreed to come live with us and ever since then the house hasn't had a dull moment." He chuckled.

"Exactly Carlizzle." She did the peace sign. "And hey I'm not that weird!" She snapped.

"Um..." Rosalie said laughing.

"Okay maybe just a little but you know yallz love me." She grinned showing of her white teeth.

"So she's not going to eat me?" Bella asked looking very bright about the idea of another bouncy vampire in the house.

"Nah you're a bit scrawny any how."

"That's what I always say go big or go home." Emmett and the small vampire clapped hands and went into a conga line with Rosilie and Esme. Now this was weird...