JACK THE PONY is BACK! Today I'll be doing an IM session between the members of the BAU team. Hope you like it and don't forget to rate and comment.

Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own Criminal Minds or the characters...BUT I do own this conversation...cause it's my story :D


Character Name: Username

Hotch: AaronH

Emily: EmmP

J.J.: JayJe

Morgan: Abtastic

Reid: DrReid

Rossi: 3wives

Garcia: BabyyGirl

AaronH logged on.

Abtastic logged on.

EmmP logged on.

JayJe logged on.

AaronH: Who is "Abtastic"?

EmmP: Who do you think? T.T

Abtastic: Oh come on Hotch.

AaronH: Morgan?

Abtastic: Ding ding ding!

JayJe: Lol xD

AaronH: "Lol"?

EmmP: You serious Hotch? You're killing me.

AaronH: How? I just don't understand what "Lol" stands for. I'm sure many other people in the world don't know what it means either.

JayJe: It stands for "Laughing Out Loud", and I'm sure EVERYBODY knows what it means.

AaronH: Why can't you just laugh out loud instead of saying it? Do you have to laugh out loud when you type it out?

Abtastic: Hotch! I swear...

AaronH: Dots mean angry, right?

3wives logged on.

JayJe: Seriously Dave? 3wives?

3wives: Why not? It's true...

Abtastic: Because it's stupid.

3wives: Says the guy with the name "Abtastic".

AaronH: Lol? Do I have to laugh out loud now?

3wives: So why "Abtastic"?

Abtastic: Because I'm abtastic! ;)

3wives: -.- k...

AaronH: Isn't it spelled "okay"?

EmmP: Shut up Hotch.

DrReid logged on.

BabyyGirl logged on.

BabyyGirl: Hello everyone! Why, hello my chocolate abtastic Adonis. ;D

Abtastic: Hello my baby girl. :D

JayJe: Ew.

BabyyGirl: Oh right. Hotch is here as well. He has NO knowledge of the new text talk we have today.

AaronH: HEY! I know about "Lol" and "K".

EmmP: Anyways... hey Spence!

DrReid: Hello.

AaronH: See? Reid talks formally like me when "IMing".

DrReid: H3LL0.

AaronH: Never mind?

3wives: -.-"

AaronH: What?

DrReid: Who wants to see a documentary on the Cold War? It's really fascinating. Who wants the link? :D

Abtastic: I'll pass.

BabyyGirl: Me too.

JayJe: Me three.

3wives: Me four.

DrReid: Nobody wants to watch the video?

EmmP: Sorry Spence, but no. :(

AaronH: ":("?

EmmP: -rolling eyes-

AaronH: Did you actually roll your eyes?

Abtastic: I feel like crap atm... And atm means at the moment ( Hotch).

AaronH: Thank you Morgan!

3wives: I think you feel like crap because you were hit by a shovel.

JayJe: In the back of the head.

DrReid: You were also punched.

EmmP: And kicked...

AaronH: And thrown on the ground...

3wives: Oh! And kidnapped!

BabyyGirl: MY POOR HOT STUFF!3 I send my undying love.

AaronH: "3"?

BabyyGirl: It's a heart.

AaronH: Ahh... I see.

DrReid: You know, hearts don't look like the way we draw them in real life.

EmmP: We've seen hearts before...not a pretty sight.

Abtastic: Well, I'm going to bed. Nighty night!

DrReid: No Morgan! Don't go to sleep! You might have a concussion!

Abtastic logged off.

DrReid: Oh no! I better go, ttyl.

DrReid logged off.

EmmP: Talk to you later.

AaronH: Okay, good night Prentiss.

EmmP: No...I was explaining what "ttyl" meant before you asked.

AaronH: Oh.

3wives: K then, I'm off to bed, see you tomorrow.

3wives logged off.

AaronH: Everyone's logging off!

JayJe: Yeah, got to go. See you!

JayJe logged off.

BabyyGirl: Check you later bossman!

BabyyGirl logged off.

AaronH: I guess it's just me and you now Emily! ":)".

EmmP: Yeah...um...gtg... (Got to go)... see you...

EmmP logged off.

AaronH: ":("

AaronH logged off.


JACK THE PONY here! That was a fail conversation between the BAU team, it's short, I know.

Be sure to rate and comment. Check out my other story "Hotel Madness"!

Hotch and his knowledge of text talk.

*Shaking Fist*