Scene 1: The World of Trophies

(scene of a huge stadium filled with people)

Announcer: (over the loudspeaker) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING COMPETITION!

As Peach and Zelda talk, the announcer continues to speak in the background.

Peach: (stretching) Ah, there's nothing like watching a match after a hard day's work.

Zelda: (chuckle) Only, you've never done a hard day's work, Peach.

Peach: (shocked and insulted) HEY!

Announcer: (over the loudspeaker) UP FIRST, IN THE BLUE CORNER, REPRESENTING THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, A SIMPLE YET VALIANT PLUMBER, MR. NINTENDO HIMSELF, (a trophy of Mario falls onto the field, glows, and changes into Mario, who assumes his battle stance) MARIO! (the crowd goes wild) AND HIS OPPONENT, IN THE RED CORNER, ALL THE WAY FROM BEYOND THE STARS, AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL WITH A BOTTOMLESS STOMACH, (a trophy of Kirby falls onto the field, glows, and changes into Kirby, who squeals and claps to the fans) KIRBY! (the crowd goes wild) WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET'S GET THIS MATCH UNDER WAY!