I don't own Grossology.

This is something slightly new for me considering the fact that I've never really written a good intersex (futa) before, but intersex!Abby seemed like a good fit since she's my favorite character. Anyway, Paige being the only female character that is single (Naomi is not), not old (Insectiva, ew), or related to Abby (Petunia), she seemed the only logical choice. May you enjoy.

Abby groaned as she stretched, grinning as she hopped out of bed and raced for the bathroom, beating Ty by three full minutes. "Aw, Abby, come on!" Ty shouted, banging on the door. "You take forever to do your hair!"

"Coming from the guy who takes an hour just to look at the fuzz on his upper lip," Abby shot back, jumping into the shower.

"Hey, the progress I'm making with my mustache is crucial for my next date with Naomi."

"Is it really a date, Ty or are you still the only one calling it that."

"She calls them that too!" Ty shot back, remembering the other day. "That was a really nice date, Ty. Wanna do it again sometime?" "We're finally making progress on our relationship," He sighed happily.

Abby raised an eyebrow from in the shower and shook her head, smiling at her brother's love-struckness. Thoroughly cleaning her hair, the older sibling stepped from the shower and dried herself off, brushing her teeth as she blow-dried her hair before securing the large mass into a ponytail. Getting dressed, Abby stepped from the bathroom and bounced back to her room.

"Wow, thirty-eight minutes," Ty murmured. "That's a record. You seem really cheerful today. What's up?"

Abby turned back with a grin. "Ty, don't you know what today is?"

The youngest Archer stared at his older sister in confusion, wondering about the question. "Um, the first day of school?"

"No…" Abby beamed. "The first day of the next best two years of my life! I'm a Junior!"

Ty rolled his eyes and shrugged, leaving his sister to her make-up as he headed for the bathroom. Just before he could make it, another head of red hair beat him to it and Ty groaned. "Mom!"

"Sorry, Sweetie!" Petunia called. "You snooze, you lose!" The brunette huffed and headed to his room to at least prepare himself for when the shower actually was ready.

Abby finished with her makeup quickly, not wanting to overdo it on the first day of school. She hurried down the stairs and grinned at her father as he drank coffee from behind his newspaper. Harvey glanced up at his daughter with a good morning smile. "Excited for your big day, Sweetie?"

"Yup," Abby giggled, grabbing a box of cereal and pouring some of it into a bowl before replacing it and getting the milk.

"Well you two had better hurry. Don't want to be late to your first day of school, do you?" Harvey chuckled. Ty moved forward from the bathroom alongside Petunia, sighing as he prepared his own cereal and sat alongside his sister, beginning to scarf his breakfast.

"No shower?" Abby asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah well, if I'd gotten a shower, we'd be late." Ty grumbled through mouthfuls of cereal.

Petunia glanced at her watch and cocked her head. "You two had better get going. If you don't, you might be late anyway."

Abby gasped and grabbed up her backpack, snagging her brother by the collar as she did so. "Come on, Ty, we can't be late!" Ty nearly choked on his collar as Abby swept up his bookbag as well and sprinted out the door with him in tow.

"Abby!" he gasped as they sped down the sidewalk toward the high school. "Slow down!"

"Sorry," Abby grinned, slowing down as she neared the school building.

"Yeah, well. I want to continue living," Ty laughed, walking up the stairs beside his sister and opening the school doors.

"Can you believe it, Ty?" Abby asked, staring around. "I'm finally a Junior!"

"Yup," Ty chuckled. "A junior at Pneumonia High."

Abby punched his shoulder playfully as they wove through the crowded hallway. "Come on, let's head to our lockers. Did the Director pull the same trick again?"

"Yeah. As always, our lockers are one locker apart and no one uses the locker between ours."

"Sounds like the boss," Abby laughed, heading for her locker. Ty followed right behind her and the pair opened their respective lockers. Spinning the combinations, the duo began stacking their textbooks into them, keeping out the ones they would need for their first classes.

"So, where are you taking-?" Abby didn't get a chance to finish her question as the entire hall's attention was stolen.

With a loud bang, the high school doors flew open and the pair turned to stare at the cause of the noise along with everyone else. There stood Paige Logan in all her splendor. Sleek, waist-length curly blonde hair crowned her head as fierce arrogant blue eyes shined from a fair-skinned face and a seemingly permanent sneer graced glossed pink lips. A blue and black designer outfit graced the slender body and the entire image was finished with a pair of designer boots adorning the blonde's feet.

Paige calmly walked into the school, well aware of the looks and comments she was receiving. Her hair bounced with each step and she kept her eyes half-closed as to show off a picture of both allure and aloof. Boys drooled at her feet when she passed by and her heeled boots clicked along the suddenly silent hall as she made her way through the school to her locker.

Once she was out of the immediate vicinity, all of the boys grinned. "I'd love to have her on a date," one snickered.

"She's the most popular girl in school, dude," another chuckled.

"Yeah, you'd be lucky if she so much as looked at you for a second."

"A half a second."

"A nanosecond."

"I'd last longer than you two," the first boy chuckled.

Ty snorted at the comments the boys were making and turned to his sister, only to find her staring at Paige as the other girl made her way down the hall. "Um, Abby?" he called. "Abby?"

"Huh?" Abby snapped out of her trance and shook her head, turning to her brother. "What?"

Ty smirked at her and crossed his arms smugly. "You totally spaced out. What's up?"

"Nothing!" Abby squeaked too quickly. "Paige just looks, uh, really nice, that's all."

"Yeah, and your little buddy definitely agrees," Ty snickered, pointing downward. Abby glanced down and noticed the prominent bulge in her jeans; gasping, she quickly grabbed a book and held it innocently in front of herself, looking around nervously to see if anyone had caught on. The majority of the hall was still staring after Paige or talking about her dramatic entrance, so Abby knew she was in the clear.

"Thanks, Ty," Abby whispered. "That was close."

"Hey, no problem. Guys gotta stick together, right?"

Abby chuckled. "Technically, I'm only PART guy."

"It still counts," Ty chuckled.

"Oh, hush," Abby laughed with him. "Come on, we'd better get to our classes before school starts. I want to be able to choose my seat."

Ty snickered at his sister's avoidance of the subject and followed her down the hall, the pair separating off to head to their separate classes, prepared for the day to come.

Haha, how I am going to enjoy this immensely. You've no idea what's in store… or maybe you do, considering I'm me. Oh well. Review and tell me what's up. How you liked it and how you didn't.