Miley-The Princess, Oliver-The Jock, Rico-The Brain, Jake-The Criminal, and Lilly-The Basket case.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Breakfast Club or Hannah Montana!


Mr. Oken pulled up to the high school on Saturday morning to drop his son Oliver off for detention.

"This won't look good for your scholarship." he told him.

"I know. It won't happen again." Oliver said getting out.

Next was the Stewarts, Miley and her dad.

"I can't believe I have to be here." Miley said.

"You shouldn't have skipped school to go shopping. Listen, I'll make it up to you." he said.

Miley got out of the car and walked into the school.

Next was Rico and his family.

"Now you study while you're in there." his mom said.

"Mom, I can't. I have to sit in there and do nothing." Rico explained.

"Well you find a way!" his mom said.

"Yeah." his brother said.

Rico got out and walked into the school.

Jake walked across the parking lot and Lilly's car had to stop for him.

Lilly got out and was about to say goodbye to her mom, but she drove off.

When all five teenagers were in the library for their detention, their teacher came out.

"The time now is 7 a.m. you have 8 hours to think about what you did." Mr. Corelli said.

"You will each write a 1000 word essay on who you are. Any questions?" Mr. Corelli asked as he handed out the papers.

"I have a question. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" Jake asked.

"You just brought yourself another detention." Mr. Corelli said as he left.

The five teenagers sat in their chairs. Miley and Oliver were a seat apart since they knew each other and were kinda friends. Behind them was Jake. Across from Jake was Rico. Behind Rico was Lilly.

As they sat there, there was silence. Until Lilly broke it by biting her nails loudly. Everyone looked at her. She kept biting her nails.

"If you keep eating your hand, you want be hungry for lunch." Jake said.

Lilly bit her nail and then spit at Jake.

"I've see you before." Jake said.

Silence came back. Rico focus on writing his essay. The rest just sat there.

"I can't believe I'm here." Miley said to Oliver.

Jake, who was in his own world, said. "Shit! What do we have to do if we have to piss?"

Oliver heard Jake unzip his pants.

"You're not peeing in here." Oliver said.

"Don't talk it makes it crawl back up." Jake said.

Jake didn't pee on the carpet, he zipped his pants and sat back.

"Why don't we close the door?" Jake asked.

"We're suppose to keep it opened." Rico reminded him.

Jake glared at him.

They heard Mr. Corelli leave and go get a drink.

Jake got up and walked over to door.

"You can't do that!" Rico told him.

"Young man have you finished your paper!" Jake said.

Jake started taking a screw out of the door.

"Jake, you shouldn't do this." Oliver said.

Jake walked away from the door and the door close.

"Fix it!" Oliver yelled.

Mr. Corelli saw the door close. "Dammit!"

He walked in.

"Who did this?"

He walked over to Jake.

"Did you do this?" he asked.

"How could I done it when I was sitting here?" Jake asked.

"Excuse me sir, but who would want to steal a screw?" Miley asked.

"You stay out of this. You just got another detention." he told Jake.

"Eat my shorts." Jake mumbled.

"What did you say?" Mr. Corelli asked.

"EAT MY SHORTS!" Jake said.

"You brought yourself another detention. You wanna keep going?" Mr. Corelli.

"Yeah, but the Saturday after that I'll have to check my calender." Jake smirked.

"You want another you got it. I keep you forever if you. You done?" Mr. Corelli said.

"No." Jake said.

"Another. Want another?" Mr. Corelli asked.

"Yeah." Jake said.

"You got it." Mr. Corelli said.

"Cut it out!" Miley yelled at Jake.

"Another." Mr. Corelli said to Jake.

"How many is that?" Mr. Corelli asked.

"7 including the one earlier." Rico said.

"Now it's 8." Mr. Corelli said.

"No it's 7." Rico said.

"Stay at out of this. For 2 months you're mine Jake." Mr. Corelli said as he left.

When the door closed, Jake said.

"Fuck You!"