Katniss Everdeen And The Deathly Mockingjays
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Part 1 :We all know who
He sat upon a vast, stone edged throne, muttering to himself, and stroking his prized snake, Nagini.
"Lucius!" He barked suddenly. "I'm hungry! Bring me a cheeseburger!"
Lucius obediently brought him a large cheeseburger along with some fries and a can of coke.
He wolfed down the food and switched on the television cameras which showed every single inch of the world, so he knew where Harry Potter was all the time. He saw Harry and his friends preparing to apparate once again.
"My Lord," said Lucius. "If you know where the boy is, why don't you go and finish him off!"
"Nah!" said Voldemort. "It would be so much easier to kill him when he comes here."
"My lord, you are going to die you know, It says so right here." Said Lucius, holding up 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows'.
"What!" screeched Voldemort snatching the book from Lucius and reading through it. "Nooooo!" he wailed. "That's it! I'm going to wherever they will apparate and kill him."
They watched the screen intently as Harry, Ron and Hermione held hands and apparated.
"Where did they go?" asked Lucius Malfoy.
"That's odd!" said Voldemort. "He hasn't gone anywhere in this world! How do I find him now?"
"Well, in the book they're supposed to have gone to the forest of Dean, but they haven't gone there, so that means there's a twist in this story . Umm, maybe you could Google it, My Lord?" asked Lucius thoughtfully.
"Good idea!" Voldemort replied. Lucius handed him his laptop and he Googled 'Where would Harry Potter apparate if there were a twist in the story'. "Aha! Here's an answer." He clicked on it. PANEM, it said in capitol letters. "Panem!" Voldemort exclaimed. "That's where the hunger games takes place! OMG I am soo team Peeta!" Voldemort took off his cloak to reveal the 'team Peeta 4 eva' t shirt he wore. "The president is my good friend! We studied at Evil Academy together!
"I never knew you had attended Evil Academy My Lord!" exclaimed Lucius Malfoy puzzled.
"Well, what do you think I was doing in Albania all those years? Searching for the lost Diadem of Rowena Ravenclaw that her daughter, who happened to be the Ravenclaw house ghost, told me was hidden there?" asked Voldemort indignantly.
"Of course not My Lord." Said Lucius muttering furiously to himself about keeping his mouth shut.
"Good!" exclaimed You Know Who. "Now, pack our bags, Lucius. We are going…"He paused for a dramatic effect. "To Panem."
Part 2: A very annoyed Mockingjay
Peeta laughed again, coldly, dismissively. "Well you're a piece of work aren't you?"
Just then, Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, and Hermione Granger appeared, clutching a number of nonsensical objects ranging from onion scented golf balls to life sized diamond studded electronic donut eating teddy bears.
"Wow! The forest of Dean has changed a lot! The last time I came here, it was all green and bushy and now it's all white and weird." Said Hermione shocked.
"Erm, Hermione, I have a hunch we're not in the forest of Dean." Said Ron, looking scared.
"Oh great! You just ruined a dramatic moment here!" Peeta exclaimed, annoyed. "Who the heck are you guys anyways?"
"I, am Harry Potter." Said Harry, swishing his hair and striking a pose.
"OMG! Not THE Harry Potter! The chosen one! Who fights Voldemort!" screamed Katniss jumping up and down!
"Yeah! How do you know me?" asked Harry, surprised
"Dude! There's a whole series of books about you!" said Peeta. "By the way, you find all the horcruxes, kill Voldemort, and marry Ginny.
"Nice!" exclaimed Harry ecstatically.
"You are awesome Harry!" all the Harry Potter fan girls in the world cried.
"Thank you fan girls!" said Harry. He looked at Peeta. "Who are you by the the way?" he asked.
"My name is Peeta Mellark." Said Peeta in the best 'nice guy' voice he could muster after six weeks of being tortured and hijacked.
Now it was Ron's turn to jump up and down. "Not THE Peeta Mellark!" he said in an exact imitation of Katniss." "There's a whole trilogy of books about you guys too."
"Really?" asked Katniss curiously.
"Yup!" Ron smiled. "By the way you kill Snow and marry Peeta and have two children. A brunette girl with blue eyes and a blond boy with grey eyes."
Katniss and Peeta gaped in astonishment. "But I don't love her anymore!" cried Peeta.
Harry and Ron nearly got a heart attack.
"Relax!" Hermione said. "He's hijacked right now. He'll get over it and then they'll have a happy ending.
"Happy ending? You think they have a h-happy ending! Boggs dies! Madge is dead! Peeta's entire family is dead! Prim dies! FINNICK ODAIR DIES! And you think they can still have a happy ending!" Ron screamed hysterically.
"Thanks for the spoilers!" Katniss said angrily. Peeta nodded in agreement and they both shot evil glares at the red haired wizard.
"Suddenly Prim burst into the room. "What?" she yelled. "I die?" The others nodded. "NOOOOOO!" she wailed.
"Don't worry, Prim. I'll rescue you." Said Harry taking on a gallant gentleman approach.
"Awwwww!" said all the Harry Potter fan girls in the world. Harry smiled and basked in the attention he was getting from his fans.
"Can I look at the books?" asked Katniss. Harry nodded and searched furiously through the endless amount of junk he was carrying for those three glorious books.
Hermione yelped as Harry dropped all four books of the inheritance cycle, two caramel chocolate vending machines and a tank of live Piranhas on her foot.
"Here they are!" He announced triumphantly, holding up the three books and then passing them to Katniss.
"Thanks." She replied. "Here you can read through your books too." She said passing him all seven books of the Harry Potter series.
They all browsed through their respective books. "These are so accurate!" exclaimed Katniss. "It's exactly what I was thinking at those times."
"I wonder how the authors know all of this." Hermione stated, puzzled.
Just then, a piece of paper landed next to her. She picked it up and read what was written on it aloud to the others. It said:
I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU IDIOTS!
-A
"Allyson!" They all gasped in unison. As soon as they said that, another piece of paper landed beside them. This one read:
THIS ISN'T PRETTY LITTLE LIARS, YOU IDIOTS! A DOESN'T ALWAYS STAND FOR ALLYSON!
-A
"What does A stand for then?" asked Prim, confused. At that moment, Plutarch burst into the room.
"Guys, come quickly! There's utter chaos all through Panem! It seems President Snow has teamed up with Lord Vo… umph!" he cried as Harry, Ron and Hermione covered his mouth. "Don't say the name!" Hermione hissed.
"Sorry." Plutarch apologized and continued. "So, as I was saying, President Snow has teamed up with He Who Must Not Be Named and we need to get to the Capitol if we are to vanquish evil and save the day. Quick! Let's go!" He ushered them out of the room and towards their destiny.
In the next chapter we will find out: who is A? What happens between Pres. Snow and Voldy? And has You know who really had no love life whatsoever? Pls review!