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Author's Note: I'm so sorry if I offend anyone. This is just meant to be for a little fun. Hell, this is my favourite episode. So if I can make fun of it, surely you can accept it? Anyway, I'm babbling. Constructive criticism is good, but flames never helped anyone. I have no beta, just my lovely self and a spell check.

The Road So Far

Fade in to John. "All our lives we've..." Something interrupts him. "What the hell is that?" He listens real closely, until...

"Great weather we have here today at..."

"Damn football! Taking over my air time." (A/N: Don't ask.)

Dean is cleaning his guns with Sam. "Hey Sam."

"Yeah."

"If I ever become a woman named Monica, make sure you shoot me before I have to crawl up to some guy to ask a demon if it's possessed any witches lately."

"O...k...?"

"And make sure I don't like being a girl."

"Alright, I'm leaving now." Sam walks out of the room.

"Oh come on Sam. Come back!"

We see John talking to the boys. "We finally know where this demon's going to be."

Then Clark Kent appears out of thin air. "Black! Black like your heart!...And it's red." He giggles like a school girl then leaves just as quickly.

John points to where Clark just was. "Do you boys have any idea what that was about?"

"Eh...no." Sam tells him.

"No fucking idea." Dean informs him.

"Don't fucking swear." John tells his son, like the hipocrite he is.

"I'm ending it. I don't care what it takes." John tells his sons seriously.

"Even if you have to..." Sam starts to ask him, but Dean interrupts.

"Stop right there Sammy." But John still knows what he was going to ask.

"Okay, maybe I do care what it takes."

"I wish I could spell." Kelsey adds.

"Who the fuck are you?" All three ask the girl.

"A vision?" The eldest Winchester asks the youngest.

"Yeah, you know, the same kind of thing you had. I read it in your diary."

"You read my diary?"

"You have a diary?" Dean asks his father. John blushes. "And I thought I was a pansy."

"We know you have the gun John. You just declared war." Meg tells him over the phone.

"I'll bring you the colt."

"No John, the gun." She tells him, thinking he means cult.

"Yeah, the colt."

"The gun."

"The colt?"

"The gun!"

"Okay guys. This could go on all night, so let's just hang up." Interrupts the voice of Shari, who tapped into their conversation.

"Who the fuck is this?" Meg and John ask together.

Demon Jr just shot Meg. "You shot me! I can't believe you just shot me! You are so going down." She grabs a machete from nowhere. "Moo-ha-ha-ha."

"I like chicken." Cassie says. (A/N: Not Dean's ex.)

Meg stops chasing her brother. "Do you know what the hell that was Daniel?"

"No, but she looked like my sister."

"I'm your sister!"

"...Shut up."

Sam shoots the demon. "Dean! Dad gave us the wrong gun!"

"Oh shit."

Sam grabs Dean and shove im up against a wall, getting really close. "Dude. You're all up in my personal space." Dean tells his brother.

"Sorry." Sam clears his throat and lets him go.

End 'The Road So Far'

Author's Note: Please review! But I'm not holding my breath. I might die. Tell me what you think though, so I know whether to continue or not. Part 2 coming soon...or is it? Starts to laugh evily, but it backfires as she starts to cough