The exaggerated and the downplayed: Goku and Naruto.

I do not own dbz or naruto

Welcome to my new statsheet, where everything is all for jokes and fun. SO DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

I would like to thank FTDS for inspiration, as his stat sheet constantly wank naruto and downplay Goku, so… I'll do the same. Except the other way around.

So, relax, get comfortable, and get ready to read some serious BS.

You can say it is a parody of another statsheet.

Everything from here on DO NOT reflect my actual opinion and beliefs, if you want a more serious statsheet, check out my other one.

Strength:

Goku has constantly shown incredible amounts of strength, at base form he constantly lifted around a million tons, meaning that in super saiyan blue, he should easily have the capability of casually dragging the WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM.

How? Well it's simple, I capitalized "the whole solar system" therefore, it is automatically true, since I said so.

The 40 tons thing is due to grand kai's planet being 100000000000000000x earth's gravity. I don't need proof since toriyama CLEARLY stated it in an interview!

Speed.

Since using instant transmission is instantaneous, he could casually spam the technique whenever he wants, meaning his speed would always be instantaneous if he wanted it to be.

Since super saiyan is 50x base form in all aspects, that would mean in super saiyan form, instant transmission is 50x faster than instantaneous which would mean if he was in super saiyan god form, his instant transmission speed could easily exceed a million times faster than Instant.

This would mean that every time he is facing an enemy, his fti (faster than instantaneous) speeds would bring him back in time, giving him the opportunity to kill the enemy as a child.

What? You disagree with me? IT DOESN'T MATTER! ITS MY STORY! I WILL BLOCK YOU!

Ki

Goku has always had a massive amount of ki, infinite, in fact since the energy zenkai gives him is infinite, and that zenkai power is hidden in his body.

His god ki allows he to fight on a whole new level, allowing him to fight a hyperversal god with infinite power!

Goku can also use the spirit bomb to gather energy from the sun, given enough time, Goku would have an infinite amount of ki in the spirit bomb, which he can absorb.

Durability

Goku has shown many impressive feats of durability. For example he easily survived a drop from space in his weakened state. And for him to move and accelerate to his ordinary combat speeds, he would need to resist an infinite amount of Gs.

He also survived sorbet's ray gun, which was able to place PIS on Goku.; the most overpowered weapon in fiction.

Back to the previous part about ki. Since his body contains the zenkai energy that would mean that he would have infinite durability.

Attack potency:

Goku as a kid once hit yamcha hard enough that he broke the panel they were drawn in (4 wall breaking)

I've seen other explosions in other series where an omniverse's explosion didn't break the comic panels. this would mean as a KID Goku has omniverse+ striking power, as an adult that would mean he would have multi omniverse+ striking power. Power which is beyond an infinite magnitudes of infinity.

Tools- Goku has the most powerful power in all of fiction: Gokupotence. It is even more powerful than brolypotence; which is powerful enough for broly to defeat the living tribunal in a punch

Gokupotence allows Goku to have multi-multi-multi-multi blah, blah, blah. Multi-multi-multi omniverses of power

Final summary

Baseform- ssjgss

Strength: several biggatons

Speed: millions of times faster than Instant.

Ki- infinite, most likely beyond

Durability- infinite, most likely beyond.

Attack potency- multi omniverse+

With gokupotence

Speed- way beyond an omnipotent

Strength-way beyond an omnipotent

Ki- way beyond an omnipotent

Durability- way beyond an omnipotent

Attack potency- way beyond an omnipotent.

Naruto:

Speed- Naruto doesn't create a sonic boom moving. He is subsonic in six paths sage mode.

durability- got hurt by a sword (and if you remember before he was ON GUARD) wall level at best

Strength- brought the rhinos into the air, big deal, a helicopter can do that.

Chakra- got "infinite" chakra drained in seconds, how inefficient. Senjutsu chakra comes from nature. I'm pretty sure plants can't fight, which means the energy he got was probably several microjoules at best.

Attack potency- launched a city level attack in six paths sage mode, lost his arm. his own attack was more powerful than what he can withstand.

tool- butthurt narutards who can't accept that Naruto isn't as strong as he is, then over exaggerated his feats.

Final-

Strength- several tons

Speed-subsonic

Chakra- very little

Durability- wall/street level, ordinary thug could take him out.

Attack potency- city level

With narutard wank-

Infinite speed, durability, attack potence, strength, chakra

Still weaker than goku. Without gokupotence.

Oneshot:

Here is how a fight would go:

2 mighty warriors were standing face to face, readying for the clash of the century. On one side was Naruto, and on the other side was Goku.

As the fight started, Naruto charged forwarded before instantly getting vaporized with a simple click from Goku.

The end.

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