Hi everyone!! This is a series that I'm starting, I hope you like it!! This was inspired by the fanfic "How are we going to die?" and the sequel "When are we going to die?" by Nairo Xana and Jemmi (that's one whole account name, not two.)

Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto or any products mentioned. I only own the OC, the fictional place and the story itself.

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It all started one night at one of the friend house. They were having a sleep over and where playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The one's who where playing where three girls. In another room where two boys playing in the computer.

"Damn it!!" said Nana. She's a 16-year old girl with short brown hair with some blonde highlights and the end. She had brown-green eyes and was wearing a green pajama, which was made of long pants and a sleeve less top. "Ahhh!! I hate Yoshi!! He sucks!!" she said again.

"No he doesn't!! Your just horrible at this game!!" said Lucy. She's a another 16-year old girl with long dark red hair that reached half way to her back. She had golden eyes and was wearing a black T-shirt and long black pants. "You always say that with every character! Admit it, you just can't play this game!"

"Yes I can! It's not my fault that the damn egg moves way to fast!!"

"Way too fast?! I can't even imagine you with Sonic!"

"Can you two please stop fighting like idiots and keep playing?" said Laura, the other and last 16-year old girl. She has very dark short green hair and had dark blue eyes. She was wearing short purple pants with a sleeve-less dark blue top.

"Well sorry smart-ass! I'm not the one who had played this game over 15 hours straight in a day, with no breaks!!" said Nana, in a very annoyed tone.

"Did you eat sugar today or something? Your acting more annoying than usual…" said Lucy.

"Maybe…"

"Well, just go drink some fresh water and-" Laura was interrupted when she heard a crash. She immediately got up and looked at the door of the Nana's room.

"You hear that?" she asked.

"Yeah…"

"Maybe it was the guys again being stupid or something…" Laura slowly opened the door and only saw the dark hall. She went outside the room and started looking around for anything broken. She didn't see anything but kept going for the stairs, with Nana and Lucy following her.

"You think is some kind of thief?" asked Nana, a little scared.

"I don't know…Should we tell the guys?"

"No, if we do, they're just going to annoy us by saying we're a bunch of wimps or something…." When they were about to go downstairs, they heard a voice they never heard before. All three of them got down to their knees in a position where they could see downstairs, but whoever was there couldn't see them. They saw nine people in black cloaks with red clouds. Then they remembered where they had seen those cloaks before.

"Holy shit, isn't that the Akatsuki cloak?!" asked Lucy in a low whisper.

"Yeah…"

"Wait, so your telling me we're getting robbed by some cosplaying freaks?!" whispered loudly Nana.

"Shhhh! And yes, we are, which is weird, I mean, at least wear something descent!! Like spy clothes or something!!" said Laura.

Then, they heard them talking. Strangely, whoever those people were, they had the same voices as the Akatsuki members. The guy who apparently was dressed like Itachi activated his Sharingan and started looking around.

"Wait, did he just activate a Sharingan?!" whispered Lucy.

"Oh great, now we're getting robbed by freaky cosplaying nerds with freakish contacts!! This is so going to ruin our reputation. I mean, who the hell gets robbed by nerds?!" whispered loudly Nana.

"It doesn't matter if they're nerds or freaks, we got to stop them! They could steal my iPod, and it's my third this year!" whispered a little loudly Laura.

"You lose things way to fast…"

"Shut up."

"Whatever, but your right, we need to stop them, but we can't get caught."

"Too late…" said a scary voice with an evil tone to it. The three girls slowly turned around and almost screamed. They all fell backwards on the floor.

"Hahahaha!! You should have seen the look on you faces!! Priceless I tell you, priceless!!" said a laughing David. He was an 18-year old boy and was Nana's brother. He had short brown dark brown hair with green eyes. He was wearing long blue jeans with a red T-shirt. "Hey Chris, you got that on tape?!"

"Yeah! We are so going to put this on YouTube!!" said David's friend, Chris. He was an 18-year old boy with blonde hair and light blue eyes. He was wearing short black jeans and a white long sleeved shirt.

"You baka!! Your going to get ourselves killed by freaky cosplaying nerds that have no life!" screamed Nana, forgetting completely to talk quietly.

"Stop using Japanese words and we're getting robbed by what?!" also screamed David.

"Who are you?" said an unknown voice. The five of them turned around and this time really screamed. Right there was some guy who apparently was dressing like Pein and a girl like Konan.

"Oh great, just fucking great!! Now we're going to get killed by nerds!! Do you have any idea how humiliating is that?!" screamed Lucy with fury.

"Calm down, we can beat them up with a chair or something." Said Chris with calm. Suddenly they noticed they we're surrounded by the rest of the gang.

"What are you doing here?" said the guy who was Pein.

"What are we doing here?! The question should be what are you doing here!! You're the freaky geeks who are stealing our stuff!! You better get out of my house before I go gangster on you ass!!" said Nana while picking up a vase of flowers.

"Answer the question bitch" said the guy who was Hidan. Then Nana broke the vase on the table where it was before it was picked up.

"Oohhh!! Your going to get you asses kicked so badly! When someone pisses off Nana, they're going to die right there and then!" said Lucy with much enthusiasm and a smile on her face.

"Awsome! Chris, get the camera ready!!" said David with great joy.

"Already on it."

As Nana started running towards the guy dressed as Hidan, she suddenly felt pain in her neck and before she knew it, she was falling down and everything went dark.

Nana slowly opened her eyes after a few hours. "What happened?" she thought, "Where is everyone? Did the geeks beat them up? Oh God, I ho-" Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard a scream. She opened her eyes fully with fear on her face. She started looking around while thinking the worst of things that could be happening to her friends and brother when she suddenly fell down from her bed. Right in middle of the room, Lucy, Laura, David and Chris were playing the Wii with the guy dressed as Tobi. And they were having fun!

"What the fuck are you idiots doing?!" Nana screamed with rage and confusion.

"Oh, hey Nana, what's up?" said Lucy calmly.

"What's up?! WHAT'S UP?! What the fuck do you mean what's up?! I was just knocked out by some freaky nerd thief and now your playing with one of them?! What are you, on crack?!", screamed Nana with a lot of rage.

"She really did eat a lot of sugar today", said Laura with an annoyed face.

"Oh! You still don't know? This guys aren't nerds! They're really the Akatsuki!!", said Chris with a big grin on his face.

"…"

"We can prove it! Hey, man-girl! Do that bomb thing again!", Chris said while looking at the person who was apparently Deidara, who was sitting in a chair in a corner of the room. He got up with an annoyed face and walked over to Nana. He first showed his right hand to her, revealing his mouth and then put it inside his pouch at his right side. He gathered some clay and then started molding it. When he finished, he opened his hand to reveal his clay bird. He threw it up in the air and said "Katsu" in a low whisper, which made a little explosion, not enough to harm someone, but to burn the ceiling, which pissed off Nana, but she didn't show it.

"So, your Deidara…?"

"Yeah, un."

"And you geeks are really from Akatsuki?"

"Yeah, un."

"…"

"…?"

"…Someone must have put drugs on my drink because this is impossible…"

"You don't believe us, un?

"Believe you?! How can I believe you when you people aren't even re-", Nana was interrupted when a hand smacked her mouth shut.

"Hehehe, she's just in a very big shock! That's all!", said Laura with a nervous voice. Deidara looked at her strangely, but then shrugged it off and sat down on the chair again. Laura immediately looked at Nana and said in a very low whisper, "You got to be careful Nana, it seems they don't know they aren't real."

"Right…", said Nana after Laura took her hand away from her mouth.

"So, what happened when I was unconscious?" Nana asked.

"Well…", started Laura.

Nana fell down to the floor while Lucy screamed. David got mad and started to try and heat Kakuzu, the guy go knocked her out. He was easily beaten by him with a punch to the stomach. David winced and fell on his knees, clutching his stomach. Chris was about to do something, when Itachi got his hands and put them on his back. Deidar then got Lucy and Tobi got Laura.

"Again, who are you and what are you doing here?"

"W-we're just friends having sleepover at Nana's house.", said Lucy, scared.

"This is your friend's house?"

"Yes…"

"And apparently you know that we are Akatsuki, since we heard you from down stairs."

"…", Lucy stayed quiet.

"What is the exact location of this place?"

"Umm….Januvia, Florida…" (A/N: It's a fictional place that I made up. I'm not from United States, but I know a lot of it.)

"Januvia?? Never heard of it.", said Kisame.

"And where is this Florida?", asked Pein while looking at Kisame annoyed because he interrupted.

"United States of America….", answered Chris, as he knew Lucy was too scared to continue answering questions.

"Are you the one who brought us here?"

"No…"

"Wait! You mean you have no fuck of an idea why you're here?! What are you, dumbasses?!" screamed David with rage.

"David, NO!", said Laura with fear.

"And what is this Akatsuki crap?! You people aren't supposed to exist!!"

"You think we're not real?", asked Konan, with a little confusion.

"What?! You think you people are real?! If it so happens you are real, then prove it!"

"Fine…Itachi, show him your Mangekyou Sharingan…"

Itachi walked towards David and stopped in front of him. He was starting to activate the Mangekyou when Laura screamed, "NO!! Please don't it!! We believe you!! Just please don't kill him!!"

Itachi looked at her and then at Pein. He nodded and Itachi walked away from David, who was in a state of horror.

"Again, did you summon us?"

"No.", said Laura, still with a little shock.

"Do you have any idea of who did?"

"No."

"…"

"Itachi, is she lying?", Pein asked Itachi.

"Apparently, no."

"…"

"We will stay here for a while. Deidara and Tobi will take this people to a room and stay there. The rest will come with me.", Pein finally said and everyone went where they were ordered to go.

"And that's kind of it…", finished Laura. Nana looked at her as if she just turned into some freaky creature.

"Ok…Let's say you aren't on drugs and say this is all real. If you told me the truth, then why the hell are you playing with Tobi?!", Nana asked.

"Well, we eventually got bored and started talking to these guys. The man-girl didn't talk much, but the lollipop guy started talking for like two hours about everything of California. When he asked about the Wii, and for the heck of it, we showed him how to play to kill our boredom.", said Chris.

"Wow!! I didn't know you people had such amazing and advanced things in this world!", said Tobi with what was apparently with great joy. Nobody was sure because they knew that Tobi was apparently Uchiha Madara, according to the manga. But they all still believed that he somehow was Obito one way or another.

Deidara just looked at him with an annoyed face and went back to staring at a Haruhi Suzumiya No Yuutsu poster on the wall. Suddenly the door opened and then came in Zetsu.

"The leader wants to see all of you downstairs…So get your fat asses moving"

"Weirdest day ever...", whispered Nana while walking towards the door with everyone else.

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Wow! This was long!! Hope you like it and please Review!!