DISCLAIMER: Yep, they still belong to Disney, but this is me playing with them again.
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Summary: Jack can't seem to keep on even keel with some women.
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WE'RE SQUARE
We're square - Aye, that's what I told Lizzie, but I should have known that it was not to last for long.
We're square – She didn't like owing her life to a pirate, but I did appreciate using her to make my desperate escape.
We're square - Thanks to her, my retreat had much more flair than a body slammed with musket shot into the harbor. Ouch.
We're square – Yet her besotted blacksmith fought like a sissy boy for her honor.
We're square – Still, I do have a bone to pick with a dog.
We're square - But her besotted blacksmith owed me before we got out of the harbor.
We're square – Not so, apparently, with the ladies of Tortuga
We're square – But her besotted blacksmith owes me for the oar in the head. Ow!
We're square – Although I suspect she owes Anna-Marie for the loss of the Interceptor.
We're square – I kept her from dying of thirst and she kept me from dying by a rope – for a while, at least.
We're square – Can't have the rum-burning future Mrs. Commodore in danger, can we?
We're square – The curse has ended, and look, matching scars on our palms.
We're square – She didn't invite me to her wedding, and I didn't invite her to my hanging – which, by the way, neither thankfully happened.
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AN: This is me taking a short break from LIES TRUE before working on MISPLACED HEARTS (or maybe something else?)