Author's Note: Just a short Pyro/Multiple Man story cause I'm bored and I want to drum up some support for this couple. Anyone else want to write a story about them that I can read? Please? Anyway…just a little conversation Multiple Man has with himself (I do believe in the cartoons or comics he did develop a little bit of a multiple personality) regarding our favourite little pyromaniac. Kinda like a chapter in my long story Too Late – sorry if you've read it, but the content is different. Multiple Man/Pyro pairing.
Because He's Hot
He is fucking hot.
It's more than that...
Are you saying he's not hot?
Of course he's hot! I'm just saying this is deeper than that.
Oh you're too soft...
I am not soft!
You are...
I agree with him.
... ...
With who?
You.
Thank you.
Hey!
Well...he is hot.
Yes, we've established that! I never disagreed with that...
And he is a damn good fuck.
Best we've had for a long time.
Must you be so vulgar?
Hey...you were there!
I know, I just...
It is good...
I'm not saying it's not! I'm just saying must we talk about it so crudely?
Well what else would you say?
I don't know! That...that making love is...eh...
Like I said...
Damn good fuck.
... ...
He's feisty.
Feisty? Try bad tempered...
He's not bad tempered! Just...passionate.
Oh he's passionate alright...
Oh don't go there aga...
Damn good fuck.
Shut up!
As I was saying...
Oh who cares?
Admit it...you just like spending time with him.
We don't spend that much time together...
Oh yeah? What did we do at breakfast?
Cooked him waffles.
With extra sweet syrup...
Yeah...that was a mistake. Hyper pyromaniac...
Oh you didn't mind.
It did make training more interesting...
And you spent the whole afternoon training with?
... ...
Pyro.
And then you had a shower with...
... ...
Pyro.
And then...
And then Pyro went off to have a chat with Mystique!
While you were...
... ...
Cooking dinner.
For...
For me and Pyro. Ok I get it...
And then...
And then we watched a movie together.
All curled up on the sofa together...
Him lying in our arms...
Yeah, yeah...
And then?
And then we went to bed. And fucked.
Made love...
Shut up.
Why won't you just admit that you like him?
I didn't say we didn't like him...I'm just saying there's no need for all the mushy shit.
What mushy shit?
All this crap about why we like him.
Because he's funny...
And cute...
And adorable...especially when he's sleepy...
Adorable? He's a little nut job!
And? You're talking to yourself?
Several selves...
Oh shut up.
Are you telling yourself to shut up again?
... ...
Yeah, I thought so.
Fuck you.
Oh, eloquent.
... ...
Go on! Just admit that you like him!
I didn't say I didn't like him!
Then why are we arguing?
You started it!
I did not! He did!
Me?
No...him...
"Mmmmm..." the figure lying next to Multiple Man moved, pulling himself up to lie on top of the taller mutant. Smiling down at him, Pyro leant forward and gently captured the multiplying mutant's lips. "I love you Jamie."
Multiple Man smiled back, running his hands down the fire mutant's back as he pulled him closer.
"I love you too John."
See. That wasn't so hard now, was it?
Oh fuck off...