Gab: Welcome to something new.

Captain: Hellr!

Gold: Why are we doing this again?

Gab: Because we are!

Icy: Who's idea was it to make this?

Gab: Mine.

Icy…I will pound you for this later.

Gab: Shouldn't it be the other way around?

BLTS: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Gold: AIRHORNS

Captain: MOM! GET THE CAMERA!

Icy: Come here you son of a bitch!

The story of a group of imbiciles

Chapter 1: UNKNOWN DAMNIT!

Created by Gabiola652

Others authors helping in the creation of this story: (somewhat) Gold the Fox, (Not really) icyangels, (better than gold) Baconlettucetomatosweg and (pretty much the co-creator) CaptainAwsum9999-AdSpace-sama!

Here we go!

"Alright from the top now Unknown, why the fuck are you taped to the wall, upside-down?" asked an impatient white pony.

"Because I'm just that great!" the upside-down human responded with glee.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?" yelled a really mad hedgehog from up the stairs. She had been waiting for Gab to get milk because she was too damn lazy to get it herself.

"Well Icy, Unknown is in a sticky situation..." Gab responds slowly.

"AND UPSIDE-DOWN!" yelled Unknown from position.

Gab closed his eyes and sighed, being the smartest one here sucked. Then again he was stupid too, so being the smartest wasn't saying much.

Suddenly a huge weight fell on Gab. He opened his eyes to see a pony twice his size with wings on top of him and although he couldn't see it, he knew that the pony was an alicorn. Why did he know? BECAUSE HE HAD THE HORN STUCK UP HIS ASS! THAT'S WHY!

"Get off me you retard." Gab said in an angered tone.

"Calm your hard ass down man," responded the huge pony as it got up, dragging the body of the other pony.

A very girly scream could be heard from miles around.

Icy starts running down the stairs. Not far behind her was Gold, who was watching TV. What was he watching? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, I JUST GOT RAPED! They arrive and see Gab in a ball crying on the floor. Icy gets next to him and looks at him in the eyes. "What happened here?"

"I've never felt so violated in my life. Not even when I got my rectal exam." Gab said between sobs.

"Hey Gab?" Gold started.

"What?" Gab responded.

"Want the pain in your ass to go away?"

"Yes please"

Gold starts to kick him in the stomach, making Gab doubling over in pain. "GOLD! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?" an angered Icy asked.

"His stomach is now in pain. Not his ass." Gold turned around to see… himself? He looked in Icy's direction, but all he found was a 3 tailed light blue arctic fox. The being on the ground sobbing was him too! He looked over at Unknown with a glare; well actually he glared himself… but anyway.

"UNKNOWN DAMNIT!"

§§§§§ A few hours later §§§§§

"And that's the story of how I got raped." Gab finished telling his story.

"I'm surprised your not still in pain." Answered a bacon strip.

"The author wasn't fond of his character being in pain for too long." Unknown said from his location on the ceiling.

"The Who?" Gold said joining into the conversation.

"The person I know, which you don't know, yet you should know." Unknown answered.

"Say thanks to him next time you see him." Gab took a moment to look at his ass. "Tell him its really appreciated."

"Ok. THANKS GAB! GAB REALLY APPRICIATES THE FACT THAT YOU MADE HIM NOT HURT ANYMORE!"

Gold, Gab and the bacon strip looked at Unknown who had landed on the floor with the dumbest grin on his face. Gold rolled his eyes, Gab was confuzzled and Bacon was getting eaten. Wait a minute, that's the screaming.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!" screamed the half eaten piece of bacon. "I'M BEING EATEN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

"UNKNOWN DAMNIT!" Gab and Gold said in union.

§§§§§ One trip to the hospital later §§§§§

"And that's the story of how I got raped."

"…" Icy was speechless. She got up and walked towards the front door. "Why do I even care? This happens on a daily basis. Seriously, this happened yesterday and it's going to happen again tomorrow."

"So what are you going to do drama queen?"

"You know what, I don't even care. I don't care that I only have to pay 100$ a month to live in this place. I don't care that you people are my only friends. I don't even care about the godlike size of Gold's dong." She opened the door. "I'M OUTTA HERE!" she walked out the door and slammed it. Then she appeared on the back porch and slammed in the glass sliding door. She walked into the house from the back sliding door. She went down the stairs and to her room while rubbing her nose.

"I heard screaming, what's going on?" Gold said as he came out of the bathroom after his 7pm shit.

"You need more than just your size man, skill would help too." The bacon strip said as it got up from its chair and walked towards the refrigerator.

Completely confused, Gold looked towards Bacon with a perplexed look. "Heh?"

"Exactly." Bacon opened the fridge door and jumped in, letting it close behind him, he went to bed.

A long moment of awkward silence filled the room. Then an armadillo Appeared on the floor and looked up at Gold. Gold looked back down at the creature.

"What's new Armored-Dildo?"

"I told her that you would not be good enough. I told her that you were inexperienced and foolish. But nooooope, she had to pick the dude with the smallest dong in Brookline. Not the person who's acrobatic and can make you go in a few, nor the person with the shape shifting abilities. Nope, the person that can shoot pulses of light out of his hands for no reason is the person she chooses." Unknown said as he shape shifted into his human form.

"You suck, you know that?"

"Nuh huh. She sucks."

An airhorn blew up in Gold's face. As he got back to his senses, he saw Gab and Unknown on the ground laughing.

"UNKNOWN DAMNIT!"

§§§§§ End of chapter 1 §§§§§

Gab: so, what did you think about it?

BLTS: Did ya like it? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya?

Gold: I didn't.

Icy: neither did I.

Gab: you should review anyway. And go check out the other 4 amazing authors.

Captain: hey gab?

Gab: ya?

Captain: what if Gold and Icy were actually dating.

Gold and Icy: UNKNOWN DAMNIT!

AN: So I've started something new. The poll was unanswered and it's still up there. Six will be updated soon enough. I just didn't really have the time. Sorry. Maybe I could even update Loss of a Friend before the end of January! I can at least try! BAI!

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